You might be a ballbanger if...

This a great OLD and funny 2005 resurected thread. Lots of good belly laughs. Don't feel witty enuf at the moment to add any new banger comments but let me say:

I sure miss many of the creative, very knowlegeable good guys in this old thread that for whatever reasons are no longer visible on AZB. I wish them all very well.
 
funny stuff... i just finished the read... needed a break from the grind LOL....you might be a ballbanger if:
-you look like you should be in the icecapades or the ballet when you break
-you grab a 2000 inlaid custom cue off the table next to you thinking it's a house cue
-you jack your cue at a 70 degree angle to get draw
-2 on the wire is about the birds on the powerlines
-you think getting weight is what you gained over the winter holidays
-that chalk is for putting on your girlfriends nipples
-you show up at the poolhall with your new 'apa endorsed cuetec' and are ready to play anyone...

and yes the condom one is my favorite liner too....
 
OK, that's about enough, I've had it with all you calling me a banger :mad: I try for that 4-rail-plus-a-kiss shape. All that blues stuff on my ferrule is bought and paid for, and I ain't no TV show. And for your information, anyone with both knees on the table is more likely to be an IPT pro than a banger :p

Dave
 
breakup said:
If you think Szamboti is a menu item at the Italian restaurant
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think 14.1 are acceptable odds in a bar fight
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think sidespin it what the room does when you lie down
…you might be a ballbanger

removed outdated reference to other thread

...keep em comming
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LOL, thanks for the funnae....

Hey, isn't that first choice one of those deals they use on hockey ice :confused:

:D
 
when he says he run a six pack, everyone thinks he going out to get budweiser
* asks 'what ball am I on?' and gets told 'the white' *
 
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.. Spin that rack my man, and slide it back into the slot. ....I used to play three balls better....I'm wearing my "break and run" patch with pride...
 
If when asked, What is your favorite Pool game, You answer is Marco Polo :D
 
For all the wannabe Bangers

:) Sorry - Just had to BUMP UP one of my old favorite threads. This one was started by Breakup. It is worth the read.
 
You might be a ballbanger if...
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...you think a joint protector is a plastic baggy.

...when someone says they hate playing 8 footers you think of Yao Ming.

...when someone asks "what's your high run" you say about 2 miles.

...when someone says "tight rack" you look for a waitress.

...when someone says "loose rack" you think your mom just showed up.

...when someone asks to play some one-hole you think they're hitting on you.

...when someone asks for weight you say about 160 pounds.

...when someone asks "what's in your case" you say "doom."

...you think matching up is a dating service.

...you think a pendulum swing is in your neighborhood park.

...you think a road player is good with the ladies.

...you think a pro taper is someone really good with tape.

...you think "shooting lights out" means playing until they close.

...you think being in dead stroke is bad.

...you can't understand why they keep saying carom when her name is pronounced Karen.

...you can't figure out why any pool balls would be in the kitchen. They don't even have a kitchen.

...you think frozen balls come from snowmen.

...you think LePro is a french professional player.

Enough for now.

-td
 
If they say the guy is serving up lemonade, you think he is handing out drinks.

If you bought your favorite cue at Wal-Mart.

If you paid $20 for your cue, and put a $30 tip on it.

If you thing Defense is what is around your back yard.

If you shoot with a cigarrette hanging out of your mouth.

If you put your beer in the closest pocket while you shoot.

If you think a Push Out is a bra.

If you are insulted by "Losing to a girl".

If you would rather kick 3 rails at the 1 ball, instead of playing a push out.

If you call push out, then hit the cue ball directly into a pocket.

If you shoot every shot like it needs to travel the length of a football field.
 
It's been a few years now, since anyone's bumped this thread.

(Nice seeing all of the old names and getting a chuckle all over again.)
 
The thread was before my time here, thanks for the laughs this morning.

Is that a Bengal in your avatar pic? Very nice kitty anyhow.
 
If you think a table mechanic is the same thing as a carpenter..

If you think B&R is a type of liquor
 
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