You might be a pool junkie if you...

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Your wife get jealous of your cue, Sara, because you spend more time with Sara than her.

Your mother threatens to stick your fingers in the Purex bottle to get the blue off your fingers.

Your family looks at you puzzled and nods and smiles when you are talking Pool because they don't know what in the hell you are talking about!!!

When you take your Mom out to lunch to a billiard room ..... But the nicest one in town, of course!

When your Mom has never seen you play in 45 years of playing, but you still talk to her about Pool.

When your Mom goes to 3 different Billiard rooms to get you your Xmas presents, a shirt from each one! And the first time she has ever been in a Pool room .... LOL

When you say, 9 ball in the center pocket, here it comes!!! .... ROFL

When the only tattoo you would ever consider is a 9 ball, or combination of balls.

When you have Pool pictures surrounding the walls in your computer room.

When you get rid of old clothes, all except the Pool related ones.

When you keep thinking about Pool shoes every week.

When you have to buy your girlfriend Pool lingerie.

When you will even suffer through some lessons for your girlfriend, just so she will like Pool more, and not complain so much.
 
- you have Hardtimes Billiards on speed dial

- you have "Banking with the Beard" on your Christmas list

- you're involved in a custody battle over a break cue

- you missed your high school graduation because you were in action

- you think a woman who is "out of your league", shoots on a different night
 
... if your Filipino mail-order bride was chosen because she had a good stroke and her last name was Reyes!

... if you have one testis tattooed as an eight ball and the other a nine ball and a five point inlay on the shaft!

... if KT is on your top 10 most wanted list.

... if you quit your day job because it didn't pay as well as your "night job"

... your wife thought you purchased a porno when you mentioned "Earl the Pearl"

... if you have ever used a translator to try to get action.

... if you really believe money won is twice as good as money earned!

... if your best friend called you and said, "Dude, I'm behind the eight ball and I could use your help" and you replied, "Just jump man"
 
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you might be a pool junkie if...

...you've gone through more pool cues in your life than you have women (or men)

...you're local pool hall owner knows the first and last name of you, your backer, and your pool cues

...you consider derby city to be a religious pilgrimage

...and I know it's already been said, but anyone with an AZB user name is a pool junkie...
 
TV Show

When you look at the TV listings, and see a show named "To Catch A Predator" listed.

You eagerly await the show, and shortly after it starts, you get disappointed when you
realize it is not a show about a contest to win a new low-deflection shaft.
 
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...If the only thing that interferes with your drinking habit is your gambling habit...

Cheers,
RC
 
When your cusins come in from out-of-town and the first thing you say to them when they get off their flight is.... "Play some cheap?"
 
You might be a pool junkie if ...

You start a topic 'What do you make of this?' asking other pool players their opinion about calls and text messages.
 
First date with my wife was on league nite,23 -24 yrs ago.Anniversary is tomorrow or next day ,better check the marriage license.
Open a poolhall in a small town knowing it won't make any money but having a place for all your friends to play is the important thing.(guilty)
 
*You are watching TV and you see a white ball going in a hole and for a split second you think 'scratch'... Then you realize you are watching golf.

*Without looking, you know what shaft and tip someone is using just by the sound the cue makes when it strikes the cue ball.

*You check out her cue stick more than you do her.

*You start doing lines of chalk.

*People come to your house and see you have talcum powder all over the place - but no baby.
 
You are flipping through the cable channels and see "Matlock" and flip over to see an interview with "Dave."

You book a loser and the dog hides.

Your dog starts hiding when you walk in the door from the smoke smell, in fear of you booking a loser.

You are caught calling all over town to see where the best fishing is.
 
you get excited as hell when you go to college and find out that RA lives on your floor. You are crestfallen when you find out that RA stands for resident advisor
 
You brainstorm and/or execute a ingenious scheme to rig a multi-state lottery like "Mega Millions".

And you do this NOT to win a 77 million jackpot, but to win a set of 6 Euro Pocket Chalkers.
 
You take the day off of work for a $35 dollar entry fee two day event with the first prize $400, and you make $375 a day at work.
 
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