You might be a pool junkie if you...

Walt Frazier · 2007-07-19T19:04:00+00:00

If you hold The McCumber book"playing off the rail" with as much respect and reverance as most people do the bible..... If you've thrown away more than three perfectly good white shirts because you could'nt get the blue chalk stains out of them...... If you wake up at 3 A.M. in a cold sweat screaming "On The Snap Baby!!" If you've watched "The Color Of Money" over 100 times and you know all of Paul Newman's lines..word for word..(btw,Grady stole the show with his cameo) If you named your newborn son Simonis. If you wall paper your kitchen in 860 cloth. If you place an order at Buger King and request a large ferrule with your meal.... If just the mention of the words "shaft" or "butt"(depending on your gender)give you an..er..ya know.. If you thought the Bicentennial was an observance for pool balls.... If you consider Earl Strickland as a role model for your kids... If you've got Efren saying"I got lucky" on your ring tone...... If you sent the video of Efren's two rail kick shot(against Earl) to the CIA for probable belief of a supernatural phenomenon.... If you have watched the sun go down,come back up,then go down again without stepping one foot outside the pool hall..not for once.... If you marched around the streets of NYC with a sign that read" Bring Back Jean" and "Jean Balukas Rules!!" If you consider Luther Lassiter an American hero..... If you have Pat Fleming's cell number on speed dial.. If you cancelled plans to go to your 11 year old's softball game because"Jack Cooney's in town... If you wish Harry Platis was a supreme court Justice... If you think that Corey Deuel is a bigger star than Matt Damon.. If sometimes you refer to your boss Mr.Peterson..as "Sneaky Pete" If you spent your honeymoon at the derby city classic...