You might be a pool player if:
-You've ever been asked, 'Wanna hit' in a seattle parking lot and, 'I left my stick at home.
-Your wife says that you need to do some cleaning...so you go downstairs to the lathe.
-You think butts feel better without wraps...or with wraps...either way, pick your punchline.
-You talk about how pretty she is, how tight she is...but she's 30inches tall and weighs 900lbs.
-I say 'tournament blue' and you know what I mean...and have an opinion on it.
-Someone says that their girlfriend has been breaking his balls and you are wondering if he has a broken wrist or has been playing scotch doubles.
-You choose your barber, grocery store, gas station, favorite restaurants based on proximity to your favorite tables.
-When someone reminds you that your anniversary is coming, you wonder if you are senile because you don't even remember buying a table.
-You think that 'phenolic' and 'plastic' are different things.
-You have people in your contacts list by first name and pool hall.
-You think an 'action' movie is referring to a remake of TCOM.
-You have more cue cases than your wife has purses.
-You think that 'quitting winner' is an ethical choice and not a stupid oxymoron.
