Funny Things Said to You at the Pool Room
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The Brass Rail in Durham BITD was full of characters. Most of them were just cushion beaters, but the room was air conditioned and it was a good place for the "Students of Life" to hang out and avoid real work. There was an old shoeshine chair right near the entrance where a guy named Wayne Dixon used to hold court and make comments about everyone who walked through the door.
One afternoon a road player walked in with his cue, a rarity in that room where most everyone played with house cues. That caught Wayne's attention, and he shouted out "Hey, buddy, you like to gamble?" And the guy says "Yeah, maybe. What game and for how much?"
Wayne then says "a hundred dollars", and that got the road player even more interested. "What's your game?" he asks.
Wayne just gave him a hard stare and replied, "I'll bet you a hundred dollars that my d*ck is littler than yours."
Funny, but nobody ever took him up on his bet.
One afternoon a road player walked in with his cue, a rarity in that room where most everyone played with house cues. That caught Wayne's attention, and he shouted out "Hey, buddy, you like to gamble?" And the guy says "Yeah, maybe. What game and for how much?"
Wayne then says "a hundred dollars", and that got the road player even more interested. "What's your game?" he asks.
Wayne just gave him a hard stare and replied, "I'll bet you a hundred dollars that my d*ck is littler than yours."
Funny, but nobody ever took him up on his bet.