Funny Things Said to You at the Pool Room

The Brass Rail in Durham BITD was full of characters. Most of them were just cushion beaters, but the room was air conditioned and it was a good place for the "Students of Life" to hang out and avoid real work. There was an old shoeshine chair right near the entrance where a guy named Wayne Dixon used to hold court and make comments about everyone who walked through the door.

One afternoon a road player walked in with his cue, a rarity in that room where most everyone played with house cues. That caught Wayne's attention, and he shouted out "Hey, buddy, you like to gamble?" And the guy says "Yeah, maybe. What game and for how much?"

Wayne then says "a hundred dollars", and that got the road player even more interested. "What's your game?" he asks.

Wayne just gave him a hard stare and replied, "I'll bet you a hundred dollars that my d*ck is littler than yours."

Funny, but nobody ever took him up on his bet.

New Pet Peeve in Pool

First time I even knew about this stupid rule was when Karl Boyes pulled it against Shannon Daulton in the 2015 U. S. Open. It was in one of the early rounds, and Daulton was cruising with a fairly big lead when Boyes called him for putting his cue on the table at the end of a rack that Daulton had won, and stopping a ball which had come within an inch of stopping on its own, nowhere near the pocket.

It seemed like a purely nit move, but it unnerved Daulton, and Boyes came back to win the match and finish runner-up to Kevin Cheng in the whole tournament. I've always liked Boyes as a player, but this nit move dropped him in my esteem.

"Rules are rules", but sometime the rule is just an ass.
I saw that one recently as well and thought it was a terrible move.

Shannon would never have done that had the roles been reversed.

New Pet Peeve in Pool

First time I even knew about this stupid rule was when Karl Boyes pulled it against Shannon Daulton in the 2015 U. S. Open. It was in one of the early rounds, and Daulton was cruising with a fairly big lead when Boyes called him for putting his cue on the table at the end of a rack that Daulton had won, and stopping a ball which had come within an inch of stopping on its own, nowhere near the pocket.

It seemed like a purely nit move, but it unnerved Daulton, and Boyes came back to win the match and finish runner-up to Kevin Cheng in the whole tournament. I've always liked Boyes as a player, but this nit move dropped him in my esteem.

"Rules are rules", but sometime the rule is just an ass.

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