Who's laughing at Jay Helfert now?

I dropped a railroad tie on my big toe 40 years ago and the nail on that toe still isn't right. Maybe I should just cut off the end of my toe and sprinkle this stuff on it.

I wouldn't be surprised if a few shorter than normal guys try to sprinkle this stuff on a different area.
 
T said:
Maybe I can sprinkle some of that stuff on my eyeballs and ditch the glasses?
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I tried that, sprinkled some of this pig bladder powder on my eyeballs but it made my eyelids grow so long that I can't open my eyes. I have to use toothpicks to keep them open. Plus I get an uncontrollable urge to oink and roll around in the dirt from time to time.
 
Ha

Blue Hog ridr said:
John Bobbitt would have appreciated that stuff a few years ago.
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HA HA NOW THATS FUNNY ,I DONT CARE WHOW YOU ARE!!!!!:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
You all are too funny!~.... pass the pretzels and beer!

You want pic! Where were you when we broadcasted the Reno event "LIVE" and "FREE" early in December? I walked infront of the camera several times, Mike was trying to get it balanced and focused. Ok, if I can ever figure out how to post a pic I may post a family shot or something. I am not photogenic.

Oh ...by the way. The plan is (hopefully), Saturday 1/17/09 the challenge match will be LIVE streaming at the new billiards hall called Sweet Tooth Billiards in Phoenix, if they open on time. I suspect all the locals there. :) I am going to try to go but I don't want to take the kids. We will see. Get your V-bookie cash in now, check the main forum.

The fund raiser for Ellerman yesterday was great, the kids had a blast. Rodney Morris showed up. We had a lot of cool give a ways. Mitch and his brother were thankful and we all had a good time. Thank you to all the supporters!

side note: Smorg you are too funny...hang in there.
Donna
 
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Big C said:
I hope that didn't wind up in someones sandwich. :shocked:
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I wasn't able to find it although bleeding profusely and missing the end of my finger I didn't look too long. I was actually cutting a big pile of meat and so we just had to throw out what was probably a pound or two, and wash the machine very thoroughly in the middle of a very busy time.

I went to the doctor, she put some fizzy stuff on it, shrugged her shoulders and bandaged it up. That was that.
 
.............. it is better to be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.........

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softshot said:
.............. it is better to be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.........

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I agree and it seems that there is always someone who is ready to take things out of context.
 
and here i was thinking ear strickland tried some finger extensions..i didnt know he cut his finger tips off and they grew back longer. :p
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I worked in a deli as a kid too and accidently sliced my nose off.
They rushed me and my severed nose to the hospital and the doctors sewed it back on, good as new.

The only problem was, they sewed it back on upside down.
Everytime I sneezed, I blew my hat off.

Doug
(and the first time that it rained............ I DROWNED) :)
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could be worse. you could have gotten this guys nose

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Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored
I worked in a deli as a kid too and accidently sliced my nose off.
They rushed me and my severed nose to the hospital and the doctors sewed it back on, good as new.

The only problem was, they sewed it back on upside down.
Everytime I [highlight]sneezed[/highlight], I blew my hat off.

Doug
(and the first time that it rained............ I DROWNED)
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dave sutton said:
could be worse. you could have gotten [highlight]this guys[/highlight] nose

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this [highlight]Eversneezer[/highlight] Scrooge?
 
Rocket354 said:
When I was 19 I worked at a deli and sliced the very tip off one of my fingers in the deli slicing machine. It was just the very tip but the finger was still very obviously flat at the end. Over the next few weeks it calloused over very thick and within a year it looked just like it always did. Now I can't even remember which finger it was.
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Did the same thing-same result-don't even know which finger it was.
 
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