Yet another (short) rant about checking in our cues when flying.

Lol

Paranoia runnin' rampant throughout the airports of the world!!!
Don't walk...RUN...it's a pool hustler with a cue!!!
People...the best entertainment available...BAR NONE! :p
 
I thought this was funny from the link.

Flare Guns - You may pack flare guns in checked baggage, but they must be unloaded, packed in a locked hard-sided container, and declared at check-in. You cannot take these items in your carry-on bag.

Flares - You may not bring flare guns in either your carry-on or checked luggage.
 
Sweet Marissa a friend is originally from Chicago, he had a pizza Joint there that was also kind of a Bar, he want to put in (2) Pool Table, but his business isurance would double with the (2) pool Tables. He asked his agent why. Agent replied that Cues can be weapons thus the reason for the double premium. Maybe the airlines have the same concerns!
 
I've seen people walk ahead of me with tennis racquets and skateboards. Meanwhile my cue is being rough-housed by baggage handlers and I'm being forced to surrender my pink eye shadow.
 
Most airlines hand out cans of soda. If you ask for it to be unopened, they will gladly do this.

If you get an spare long sleeved shirt, or jacket from your carry on, tie an end in the sleeve, and drop the soda can down the sleeve, you now have a very nasty mace you can swing around and bludgeon people with..

Just sayin.... ANYTHING can be made into a weapon.
 
Hmmmm...

Sweet Marissa said:
I've seen people walk ahead of me with tennis racquets and skateboards. Meanwhile my cue is being rough-housed by baggage handlers and I'm being forced to surrender my pink eye shadow.
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Ya know, pink eye shadow could be seen as a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION on the right woman! VERY DANGEROUS indeed! :thumbup:
 
Ponytail said:
Most airlines hand out cans of soda. If you ask for it to be unopened, they will gladly do this.

If you get an spare long sleeved shirt, or jacket from your carry on, tie an end in the sleeve, and drop the soda can down the sleeve, you now have a very nasty mace you can swing around and bludgeon people with..

Just sayin.... ANYTHING can be made into a weapon.
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I bring my mobile charger. You can strangle someone with those.

Sam Waltz said:
Ya know, pink eye shadow could be seen as a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION on the right woman! VERY DANGEROUS indeed! :thumbup:
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It was an older woman, and she had the nerve to suggest it could be anthrax, then grilled me on what mascara was. I actually had to go back and ask the airline clerk to go find my suitcase so I could check it in. I was NOT about to relinquish it.
 
Craziness!

MacGuyver could've taken down a sky marshal with a paperclip, a piece of gum and a shoelace!!! LOL

To airline security,
FEAR...IT'S BAD FOR YA!

P.S. What do they do when real live ninjas wanna fly somewhere? LOL
 
Sam Waltz said:
MacGuyver could've taken down a sky marshal with a paperclip, a piece of gum and a shoelace!!! LOL

To airline security,
FEAR...IT'S BAD FOR YA!
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Sam, Sam, Sam. He didn't need the gum and shoelace. He's MacGuyver. The paperclip was more than enough. Hey, maybe I could be hired on as a "stabbing advisor."?
 
Sweeeeeet!

crawfish said:
Sam, Sam, Sam. He didn't need the gum and shoelace. He's MacGuyver. The paperclip was more than enough. Hey, maybe I could be hired on as a "stabbing advisor."?
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LOL Hell yeah, you could be...

THE PIRATE OF THE FRIENDLY SKIES!!!

I dig it! Arggggghhhhh! :thumbup:
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
Sweet Marissa a friend is originally from Chicago, he had a pizza Joint there that was also kind of a Bar, he want to put in (2) Pool Table, but his business isurance would double with the (2) pool Tables. He asked his agent why. Agent replied that Cues can be weapons thus the reason for the double premium. Maybe the airlines have the same concerns!
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that's the nittiest thing i've heard today. not really but close. i spent 8 years as a line cook and then sous chef in the restaraunt business and most of the bars attached to the eateries had tables. not one owner ever complained about the premiums being higher for having a table. fire the agent and bust him in the mouth with a cue ball wrapped in a shirt or towel. that's the real weapon (i'm not saying i've done it - i've just heard things). as far as weapons in a bar go - i've also worked the door at a few places and i can tell you i was more affraid of getting hit with a pint glass or bottle. or the b*itch assed punks who tried to rip my eyebrow ring out.
 
Don't forget the little thought of Seat Belt Extender: a legnth of ripstop nylon with two metal ends, can be used as nunchaku, a garotte or a metal tipped whip. after the intended target is subdued you can manfactuer a useful noose or other restraining device. The Mind is the most dangerous weapon.
 
jrt30004 said:
that's the nittiest thing i've heard today. not really but close. i spent 8 years as a line cook and then sous chef in the restaraunt business and most of the bars attached to the eateries had tables. not one owner ever complained about the premiums being higher for having a table. fire the agent and bust him in the mouth with a cue ball wrapped in a shirt or towel. that's the real weapon (i'm not saying i've done it - i've just heard things). as far as weapons in a bar go - i've also worked the door at a few places and i can tell you i was more affraid of getting hit with a pint glass or bottle. or the b*itch assed punks who tried to rip my eyebrow ring out.
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Well what can I say except I was repeating a story told me by a good source.
 
Since tennis racquets and fishing rods are allowed on planes, I'm going to start converting my cue before I fly...

CueRacquet.jpg


CueFishingPole.jpg
 
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