Unbelievable Occurence

Amazing!!!

He sounds like a guy around here who has never been observed running a rack, but whenever he makes a 9 way (playing 9 ball) carom, bank and knock it in with your hand for the 9 ball and brags about how it was all skill.
 
i think that you should have abducted him and his girl and repeatedly raped them with the blunt end of the pool cue for the next 6 months, only keeping them alive with gruel made of chicken fried steak gravy and rice. that would have totally made you feel like a badass :rolleyes:
 
Cuaba said:
I'd be on a mission to bang that girl. And make sure everybody knows after it happens.

Time is on your side.
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Why damage the girl? I didn't read where she did anything wrong...

Go for the perp, definitely...but the girl? Naw, I wouldn't do that.
 
apa---beer

well if it was me i take the lady and runnnnnnn!!!!!!! to hell with the beer!!!:thumbup::thumbup:
 
crawfish said:
Monday night is league APA night at my local home room. There are only two tables that are available to play on during league. I always play on the front one (which is set up a little tighter and faster). I was actually waiting on this guy from Texas that I played some the night before. I was going through my normal 4 beer, 30 minute warmup and I heard my name beside me.

To my right, this guy was playing a league match with a fairly attractive lady (who also plays pretty sporty). I could hear him plainly tell her that he used to "torture me" in the APA. This is a total lie. I played only one season and never lost a match. Sorry guys, it's just not for me. Anyway, I let it go. Couple of minutes pass, and he's still trying to impress her. "Yeah, I've gambled with him and stuck it to him more than once." Again, total BS. I've never even played the guy. If I did, he could get the six and the break and get elbow to elbow in money. Well, I next hear this. "If I weren't playing league, I'd go over and bust him....again." Okay, ego snapped. I eased over and whispered to him that I could hear him, and he's full of shi#. Not out loud. Whispered.

Well, his match is over, and I'm still waiting on my guy. So, being the a$$ that I am, I asked him to play some. His exact words, "Play you some eight ball for beer." Well, whatever. It'd give me something to do. So, I win the flip and make the eight on the break. He starts unscrewing his cue. "Eight on the break is a loss. I'll have a Mich Light." "Uh, uh, no it's not." He unscrewed his cue, walked to the bar and told Kat he wanted a Mich Light and put it on my tab. He then tells the girl from earlier (as he's putting up his cue) "See, he can't beat me." He takes his beer and heads to the back. I was so dumbfounded I just stood and watched him walk into oblivion.

Now, how do you handle that? I wanted to stab him, but we all sat around up front and cracked on him behind his back and just let it go. What do you do?

No, I did not stab him later, either.
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The animal in me said you should have waited for him in the parking lot and beat him in the face with the Mich Light bottle.

The evil in me said you should steal his g/f.

The real me gives you a failing grade for being so easily baited by a jackass.

I knew your post was going to be bad when it started off with "APA" in the first sentence, and I commend you for quitting that league.

Nice story though. I am always interested in hearing about pool-playing a$$holes from all over!

Next time, don't take the bait...:)
 
Stab him?

Damn my Crawbrotha, I'm dissappointed in ya man...

You still bringin' a knife to a gun fight? LOL Shoulda pulled out the pistol
and shot him in the face, then thrown cutiepie over your shoulder and walked
out yellin', "CAPTAINNNNN CAVVVVVVEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Glad to hear you've got a date with Mrs. Cave-cutie this evening though, I'll
give ya reprieve because of that fact! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Keep the homicides to a minimum and the assaults on the down low! :p
 
TWOFORPOOL said:
I would tell the bartender to take the beer off my tab since I didn't buy it for him. The bartender will confront him in front of the lady he is trying to impress. If the guy comes back at you I would tell him to put up 100 - 500 and we can play for some real money. Make sure you say this in front of the lady he was trying to impress.
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Tap tap tap!
 
crawfish said:
Well, his match is over, and I'm still waiting on my guy. So, being the a$$ that I am, I asked him to play some. His exact words, "Play you some eight ball for beer." Well, whatever. It'd give me something to do.
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If a guy is beaking off in front of his girlfriend like that about you and he sucks enough that you could give him the 6-out what you REALLY do is pull a wad og cash out and tell him to take the training wheel off his bicycle and grow a set, lets play a race to 5 for $500. I cannot fathom why you would play him for a freaking beer, I probably would have chuckled and asked him if he was sure he wanted to play for a WHOLE beer, maybe we should play for a glass of ice water or maybe a stick of gum.

He lost the game, he was a twit, but in the end because of the way you reacted to the whole thing from stage 1 right to the end you lost the whole affair.
 
You got lucky there....

I heard that guy is like a ... 5 in 8-ball APA.....you're lucky he didn't play! You wouldn't even have a prayer.......lol

I thinks he's related to Minnesota Fats Domino!!!
 
RunOutRodney said:
I heard that guy is like a ... 5 in 8-ball APA.....you're lucky he didn't play! You wouldn't even have a prayer.......lol

I thinks he's related to Minnesota Fats Domino!!!
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wtf??????????? Got a problem with APA 5's or something?
 
crawfish said:
Monday night is league APA night at my local home room. There are only two tables that are available to play on during league. I always play on the front one (which is set up a little tighter and faster). I was actually waiting on this guy from Texas that I played some the night before. I was going through my normal 4 beer, 30 minute warmup and I heard my name beside me.

To my right, this guy was playing a league match with a fairly attractive lady (who also plays pretty sporty). I could hear him plainly tell her that he used to "torture me" in the APA. This is a total lie. I played only one season and never lost a match. Sorry guys, it's just not for me. Anyway, I let it go. Couple of minutes pass, and he's still trying to impress her. "Yeah, I've gambled with him and stuck it to him more than once." Again, total BS. I've never even played the guy. If I did, he could get the six and the break and get elbow to elbow in money. Well, I next hear this. "If I weren't playing league, I'd go over and bust him....again." Okay, ego snapped. I eased over and whispered to him that I could hear him, and he's full of shi#. Not out loud. Whispered.

Well, his match is over, and I'm still waiting on my guy. So, being the a$$ that I am, I asked him to play some. His exact words, "Play you some eight ball for beer." Well, whatever. It'd give me something to do. So, I win the flip and make the eight on the break. He starts unscrewing his cue. "Eight on the break is a loss. I'll have a Mich Light." "Uh, uh, no it's not." He unscrewed his cue, walked to the bar and told Kat he wanted a Mich Light and put it on my tab. He then tells the girl from earlier (as he's putting up his cue) "See, he can't beat me." He takes his beer and heads to the back. I was so dumbfounded I just stood and watched him walk into oblivion.

Now, how do you handle that? I wanted to stab him, but we all sat around up front and cracked on him behind his back and just let it go. What do you do?

No, I did not stab him later, either.
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Take the high road and let it go. Life is too short to waste your time on a nit.:smile:
Michelob Light!!!!!!??? What a big weenie!!!!!:D
 
I never would have played him, certainly not for a beer. He lost when he said, "for a beer".
 
I would calmly walk up to him later and in an understanding tone of voice explain why the situation bothered you. Tell him why you were upset and that you expect an apology. Then, stab him :eek:
 
i would still piss all over him. just hold the bladder for a while, and unleash a healthy golden shower on him:thumbup:


Joe
 
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