If ESPN is Going to Do it, Let's Help Them Get it Right

NewStroke

NewStroke

Screamin Monkey
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If you really want to ensure to pick up the moron base for pool, have them play Pinata Pool.

Blind fold the player and put a sombrero on him. Spin him around for 30s and see how long it takes him to find the cue ball so he can break. Then when he sets up the break, have the "rack girl" grab the cue ball just before he hit's it. It'll be a blast and everyone will have a laugh. This should also fill the pool halls as well.

Any other ideas?
 
that's cool. but i'd like to see a new show where pool meets reality tv. see - i used to be a chef so i'd like speed pool meets hell's kitchen where if you don't run out fast enough some half fat obnoxious brit tells you what a douche you are for playing. and if you really f*ck up the other players either get to hold your hand in the fryer for 10 seconds of you get a 10" chef's knife shoved up your ass. i think we'd see some movement in the number of viewers then - get espn on the phone. this is gold jerry....gold i tell ya! (had to throw the sienfeld reference - i just couldn't help it)
 
how about full contact pool with pads and helmet? the guy that gets tackled or hits the ground first has to allow the other person a shot. However, they can both shoot anytime they want, this will be the only time they get to do it in peace tho..

or we could do a fight to the death?
 
fantastic

all good ideas but the kicker should be the players on roller skates or on inline skates for the more coordinated. Or , by god ! I have it!! On ice skates!!! What genius.! TuTU's ? Nah ! That's getting tacky.:groucho:
 
jrt30004 said:
that's cool. but i'd like to see a new show where pool meets reality tv. see - i used to be a chef so i'd like speed pool meets hell's kitchen where if you don't run out fast enough some half fat obnoxious brit tells you what a douche you are for playing. and if you really f*ck up the other players either get to hold your hand in the fryer for 10 seconds of you get a 10" chef's knife shoved up your ass. i think we'd see some movement in the number of viewers then - get espn on the phone. this is gold jerry....gold i tell ya! (had to throw the sienfeld reference - i just couldn't help it)
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I'd like it better instead of the knife if they snap his player right in front of him, right at the joint. Classic!
 
NewStroke said:
If you really want to ensure to pick up the moron base for pool, have them play Pinata Pool.

Blind fold the player and put a sombrero on him.
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Alas, there is no political correctness even in the pool world :sorry:!!!:grin::grin::grin:

Maniac
 
TimKrazyMon said:
I'd like it better instead of the knife if they snap his player right in front of him, right at the joint. Classic!
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that's what i love about the forum. people are always thinking!:grin: i believe that would be an amazing addition!
 
Let's keep it simple. Add one more cue ball and let both players be shooting at the same time!!!! They could even shoot at the other player's cue ball just as they are ready to pull the trigger!

Steve
 
Well . . . .

How about Co-Ed Scotch Doubles Team Strip Pool . . . losers get the break and the 8 . . . and no hiding behind the aprons . . . Game on!
 
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