Public apology!

brandonspitler said:
i was at the Midwest 9 Ball Tour event at Magoo's in Tulsa, Ok over this past weekend, and i had a major guilt-ridden incident happen on the first night...
and this is my apology for what transpired.......

i went to the bathroom after having about 4 bottled waters. there were 2 urinals, and as there was a fellow at the one on the right, i stepped to the one on the left. as i was taking a leak, my cue case slipped off my right shoulder. it's heavy.
i was holding my other equipment with my right hand, and as the case drop quickly on my bent elbow, i proceeded to lose all control...and i pissed down said fellows left pant-leg, and down into his sock and onto his shoes.
if said fellow reads this... i am SO SORRY!
i apologized at the time it happened, but i dont feel it was nearly enough. i felt horrible the whole night! although i would not have blamed you if you'd wanted to punch me in the jaw, i appreciate the fact that you simply said, "i was leaving anyway." after the look of shock left your face.
after admitting my accidental, yet idiotic faux-pau to my friends and my cousin there, i realized that it was a VERY funny thing in the aftermath, and they certainly got their chuckles on, but they were laughing at my idiacy, not at your expense! i just wanted to say im sorry, and that i feel terrible about it.
it was just a freakish accident.

sincerely,
Brandon Lee Spitler
:embarrassed2:
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Brandon, if I see you at a tournament, please let me know when you're hitting the head. I'll wait!
 
hehe...

jay helfert said:
Brandon, if I see you at a tournament, please let me know when you're hitting the head. I'll wait!
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at the risk of repeating another player's quote...
Thanks Jay, it's what i do.

lol, i will give you plenty of warning!
Brandon Lee Spitler.
 
ftgokie said:
I felt we really connected that night, the way we were gazing into each others eyes....now that's how friendships are made!
:cool:

Seriously though, nice meeting you Brandon
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LOL!
dude, it was great meeting you as well!
and for those who arent quite sure...NO, i did not piss on ftokie!

the fellow was very tall, and skinny, and looked younger than me. (im 34)
however, i would not imagine there are alot of guys out there, that got pissed on that weekend, and are wondering if THEY are the one im apologizing to.

oh, and thanks for all the R.Kelly references! lol
BLS
 
Windy said:
Brandon I am sure it is the first time you pissed on a guys leg ,
however I seem to recall you pissed on a dog once using the
same excuse and what about that redhead in St. Louis who
swore up and down you pissed on her back while she was
changing the tire on your car. :eek:


WINDY
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ok windy...the dog was asking for it...and the redhead, she wasnt tightening the lugnuts sufficiently!
lol, jk.
that poor dude is NEVER gonna take my apology seriously!

BLS
 
Dude, you better stop pissing on people, that's not the way to get to
their head so you can win. Obviously, I'm kidding. Good post:wink::):grin-square::eek::smile::rolleyes::thumbup:;):p
 
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