I'm crying...
Can't believe what I'm seeing.
I thought there was an UN law against torture!
I need to talk to my friend Jack Daniel's about this...
Haven't given up quite yet, but damn, how can they do this to me? Oh man, it will be impossible for me to log into AZBilliards, and I might have to quit pool if this beating is going to continue.
What other hobbies are there for lazy, fat, dirty and stupid people?
I need a drink... or two... oh, what the heck, give me the bottle... yeah, all the bottles...
Roy:
Jack Daniels is one of the very best when it comes to offering consolation in times like this. Jim Beam is also another great one. Personally, with a good part of my heritage being Irish, my friend Jameson knows just what I want to hear in times like this.
Luckily, your friendly neighborhood bar-keep will know what you mean when he/she starts to pour, and you wave him/her off -- indicating just leave the bottle and I'll pour myself.
-Sean