The first rule of barking at a pool hall....
- Thread starter 9BallPaul
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nah. the move is to go to the pool hall all decked out in your pool players gear (hustlin, tar, predator shirt/hat) pull out 4k worth of cues (sugartree, southwest and BB or what ever the flavor of the month cue is) and then when someone asks you to do something pack up all your stuff and run out the door because something came up!
Not original though. See this move all the time.:angry:
DUDE WTF! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP DIVULGING SECRETS.....
WHAT A KNOCKER
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I just walk in wearing my beekeepers suit with my a$$ weights swinging, unpack my Moochi and practice jumping a few balls at full table length, woof about how I'll play anyone for any amount ... then when I miss a few shots I go nuts about the crowd noise, the magnetic field of the current phase of the moon, the fact that it's almost full tide ... and then say I can't play under these circumstances and pack up and leave. Of course, this is usually when I'm down 8-1 in a race to 9. 
9BallPaul
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First time I pulled this move was in San Francisco, on Market Street, Cochran's pool hall in 1967. I was flat broke and sleeping in Union Square.
Some chump named Jay Helfert said he didn't need no damn spot .... he'd play me straight up.
That night, I moved into the St. Francis Hotel. Payed cash for a month's rent.
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