Sunday funnies...

Tramp Steamer

Tramp Steamer

One Pocket enthusiast.
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A friend of mine, who owns the local poolhall, has a wife who is a redhead.
He told me she went to the doctors office, the other day, complaining that she hurt all over.
In the exam room she touched her elbow with her finger and screamed. "Ouch, that hurts!"
She touched her knee, her ankle, the side of her head, all with the same reaction.
The doctor looked at her and said. "You're really a blonde, aren't you?"
"Yes." She replied. "How did you know?"
"You're finger is broken." :)
 
Yay...Tramp!!!!!
I've been aggravated lately....
...I feel MUCH better now,,,you're the best
 
Hey, buddy. I thought you might enjoy one of these.
Man, I'll tell you, this place has a tough crowd to play to these days. I don't know if it's the summer heat, the economy, or what, but I've been bustin' my hump trying to come up with a few of these little nuggets, and it's getting harder and harder. :)
 
Thanks for that, Tramp.

If she was only wearing a "Miracle Condom" on that poor finger of hers. :thumbup:

I immediately called my true-redheaded girl to relay this funny to her.

Best,
Brian kc
 
Kickin' Chicken said:
Thanks for that, Tramp.

If she was only wearing a "Miracle Condom" on that poor finger of hers. :thumbup:

I immediately called my true-redheaded girl to relay this funny to her.

Best,
Brian kc
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Thanks, kc. You know what they say. "You can't beat a Miracle." :wink:
 
ROFL .. I had to tell that one to the little woman .. she just rolled her eyes .. Which made it even funnier .. :smilewinkgrin:
 
3RAILKICK said:
Tramp-

Thanks for the laugh. It came at the right time.

I was grumpy. Not now.

Take care
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You're welcome, 3Rail.
We all get so caught up and involved in pool playing, and yaking at each other on this forum, that a little chuckle every now and then helps keep things on an even keel. :)
 
HEY!!! that's my wife you're talking about. lol :thumbup:

Know why she got fired from her quality control job at the M&M candy factory? She kept throwing away the candies with W s printed on them. ;)
 
blonde jokes

This blonde was driving along in the country and she sees a rowboat in the middle of the pasture. There's another blonde sitting in it, rowing with all she has and going nowhere!
The car screeches to a stop and the first blonde jumps out. She is in no way pleased with the gal in the rowboat and starts yelling at her.
She says, "It's dumb blondes like you who give us all a bad name. They tell jokes about people like you! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
 
Anyone have any more? I just tried to help a guy with his One Pocket game and he damn near bit my head off. I could use a good chuckle. :)
 
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