TAR 22: Earl Quotes

JCIN

JCIN

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Ok. I am rapidly coming to believe that Earl could be this world's version of Yoda. By that I mean some of the shit he says make you shake your head and go "WTF?" but then you think about it and say "Damn...that kinda makes sense."

So....just for my own amusement and for posterity I am starting this thread to record all the funny, outrageous, weird and sometimes genius things he comes up with this weekend. I urge anyone who catches one to post it up.

I'll start:

I go pick Earl up at the airport and between there and the hotel I picked up these pearls (pun intended):

"I'm 50 years old. You don't get stupid living for 50 years. If you do then you are just a stupid person."

"We should play pool on a 6x12 table. With a GIANT FVCKING SHOT CLOCK counting down. Tick tick tick....and don't give em enough time. Make 'em RUN to the next shot!"

"I know everything about football. Everything. You ask a football player if he knows what a roll out is."

This is going be an interesting weekend.
 
Im so envious of you right now. I played in a tournament with Earl in it in Ohio last year and we ended up sitting next to each other waiting for our matches. Well about an hour went by and he was talking the whole time. Said some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. Have fun!
 
lukemindish said:
Im so envious of you right now. I played in a tournament with Earl in it in Ohio last year and we ended up sitting next to each other waiting for our matches. Well about an hour went by and he was talking the whole time. Said some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. Have fun!
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I know what you mean. Thats why I want to record some of this stuff. Half the shit he says I think to myself "Don't forget that." Either because its hilarious, insightful or just bat shit crazy.
 
TAR shirts...

i smell a whole new line of TAR shirts with Earl qoutes on em comin real soon...lol
 
I'm subscribing to this goodness!

Can't wait to hear more quoteables from my favorite player.

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You can catch Earl Live on TAR Podcast #3 on Thurs 1 Dec 6 pm PT/ 9ET pm. Log onto LIVE chat and you may have a chance to have Earl answer your question.

Don't miss the Podcast. www.theactionreport.com

S.G.
 
Some of the comments made on FB when you posted this bear repeating:

David Denton: lol, Earl is full of wisdom, like Gary Busey

Jesse John Janovsky: The Yogi Bera of pool!! lol

Täl Lekberg: Damn, I'm 48 and stupid. Still gotta couple years to pull it around though! :)

Shane Jackson: I would like Earl to give his best Joe Rogan
 
cmbwsu said:
Some of the comments made on FB when you posted this bear repeating:

David Denton: lol, Earl is full of wisdom, like Gary Busey

Jesse John Janovsky: The Yogi Bera of pool!! lol

Täl Lekberg: Damn, I'm 48 and stupid. Still gotta couple years to pull it around though! :)

Shane Jackson: I would like Earl to give his best Joe Rogan
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Ahahaha :p:lol:
 
We might wanna keep track of some of Justin's quips as well ... like this one:

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<What's the O/U on a least six shirts coming out of this thread derived from the Podcast alone?>
 
sunnyday said:
Well, if anyone wants that lava lamp, they can try to get by Justin, lol!

S.G.
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My skinny behind would have to pack a lunch for that trip.



Bob <~~Really thinks it's a desk lamp but doesn't want to spoil Big Tony's dream.]
 
cmbwsu said:
My skinny behind would have to pack a lunch for that trip.



Bob <~~Really thinks it's a desk lamp but doesn't want to spoil Big Tony's dream.]
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Good luck and don't call me to bail you out! I'm staying clear out of this battle ;)

S.G.
 
sunnyday said:
Good luck and don't call me to bail you out! I'm staying clear out of this battle ;)

S.G.
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No problem ... they don't take bail money at the morgue. Just tell the undertaker to put my cues in the casket .. throw in a dozen Kamui calks too (an eternity is a long time!).
 
Sitting here with insomnia thinking about all the stuff that has to get done tomorrow and my mind kicks out something else Earl said today at the airport that made me literally LOL:

Earl's bag was taken off his connecting flight to Vegas by mistake and he was at the airline desk getting it sorted out:

"You know why they took my bag off right? Weight. The plane was full of fat people and they took my bag off cause of the weight limit. They should charge people to fly by weight."

Then he looks at me and says : "I weigh 170. Bet you would hate that" and laughs maniacally.

You really can't make this shit up.
 
JCIN said:
Sitting here with insomnia thinking about all the stuff that has to get done tomorrow and my mind kicks out something else Earl said today at the airport that made me literally LOL:

Earl's bag was taken off his connecting flight to Vegas by mistake and he was at the airline desk getting it sorted out:

"You know why they took my bag off right? Weight. The plane was full of fat people and they took my bag off cause of the weight limit. They should charge people to fly by weight."

Then he looks at me and says : "I weigh 170. Bet you would hate that" and laughs maniacally.

You really can't make this shit up.
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You should have told him "I think you misunderstood, the airline knew who you were and was asking for weight".
 
JCIN said:
Lava lamps are fly. Just wait till I put black lights in all the fixtures over the table.
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That might give some players an "edge". What's next, Disco Balls? (The glittery ones, not the Derek ones :rolleyes:)
 
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