Confucious say, "Tramp Steamer who fly laying down, have crack up!"
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Confucious say, "Tramp Steamer who fly laying down, have crack up!"
Let's play "guess which poster". Limited to the guys in this thread.
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The old man bends down to take his shot. He's on the 8, already? The other guy hasn't made a ball. His elbow has a magical glow... perhaps because he keeps it so still on every shot. After winning 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd in the tournament, he hops on his motorcycle and nobody ever sees him again. Who was that guy?!
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The old man bends down to take his shot. He's on the 8, already? The other guy hasn't made a ball. His elbow has a magical glow... perhaps because he keeps it so still on every shot. After winning 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd in the tournament, he hops on his motorcycle and nobody ever sees him again. Who was that guy?!
Speaking of new discoveries on the scientific front. Archeologists have unearthed a here-to-for unknown species of human females.
Believed to have lived some three zillion years ago, the remains of these women show a marked difference between themselves and modern women in that they possess three breasts. Two in front, and one on the back.
Scientists speculate the breast on the back was used for 'slow dancing'. :smile:
Believed to have lived some three zillion years ago, the remains of these women show a marked difference between themselves and modern women in that they possess three breasts. Two in front, and one on the back.
Scientists speculate the breast on the back was used for 'slow dancing'. :smile:
I don't know, but the "other" guy that hasn't made a ball sounds like me!!!
Maniac
Well, as a hint, the motorcycle was blue
Enough
OK. This thread has got to end before someone gets hurt. Have a heaping spoonful of the soup...
OK. This thread has got to end before someone gets hurt. Have a heaping spoonful of the soup...
Wrong thread, sir. That belongs on the Chef's Friday Fun thread.
That was so horrible...it was awesome...
Speaking of cashiers, they confuse me. I hand them a credit card and they ask "Credit or Debit?" What the heck, of course I'll take a credit!
I stop at the same store just about every day for a cup of coffee and a vanilla biscotti. I like debit since all I have to do is enter my pin and no need to sign. Every day Roberto askes me debit or credit. Every day for at least 5 years. You think he'd know by now. But he's a nice guy. And every day I say, Roberto, you know I want debit. I think he does it to be irritating.
I steamed two lobster tails with salt, pepper and butter. I cut it open with cooking shears and almost burned myself ripping them open and immediately ate them while they were HOT. Absolutely delicious.
Then I thought about bacon-wrapped lobster. Anyone ever tried such a dish? Any interesting, simple tips for lobster?
Then I thought about bacon-wrapped lobster. Anyone ever tried such a dish? Any interesting, simple tips for lobster?
Yesterday I had two ophthalmic migraines in one day. No headaches, just weird geometric lines dancing across my field of vision. Made the balls real hard to pocket.
Oops... sorry to hijack this thread by making a pool related comment.
Oops... sorry to hijack this thread by making a pool related comment.
My hometown sits on a plateau overlooking the Ozarks, and is it ever beautiful here. Ain't it Rich?
But, man has it ever been hot. Why just the other day, while walking across the pool hall parking lot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. :smile:
But, man has it ever been hot. Why just the other day, while walking across the pool hall parking lot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. :smile:
First time this happened to me I thought I must be dieing...then I got the headache and wished I was. :-/ Migraines f*in suck - with or without the headache part. Sorry you had one!
True story, I've seen it. Cat could run but he ain't wasting the energy unless the dog pursues briskly. Dog is fat and hot and cats know this..
