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Originally Posted by JB Cases
I'd be happy to stink up the TAR table. I will spot Lou F. a ball in one hole for $100 a game and guarantee that I will be willing to lose up to $500 if he can take it.
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If you can spot lou a ball ypu wont be stinkin up the table
http://www.onepocket.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4942
Also, I am honored that John remembers beating me in a race to two, what, probably 10+ years ago at a RSB get-together in Chicago. (Must have been a big deal for him.) My recollection is a bit hazy but as I recall he splashed the rack a couple of times when I had him in a death trap and shee-at out.
Even though I'm not hard to find (I will be at the DCC, Tunica, and the US Open 1Pocket this year) John prefers to yap at me from a distance. This has been going on for years. Lately he appears to have gotten worse and become my own little stalker. Just to show you how long this has been going on, here's something funny I came across looking for something else a few days ago. It's from Feb '02.
"Ode to John and Lou
Say what! Do I perceive?
You insulted me!
Did not, did so. Did too,
Poopie pants. Doogie doo
Talks big, shoots small.
Name the place, it's your call
O, who is to be believed?
We're headin' for a showdown
And lookin' for the low down
I need the 7 & 8 plus the breaks
8-Ball, 9-Ball, whatever it takes
One-hole six down
You're busted, clown!
Freeze up or a banker
Are you a tanker?
A banker was offered, no bets layed down
Seems there was the lack of a town
And towns suggested by the score
All were rejected, let's name some more
Ol Mose is confused, I surely is!
I'll come there. No you go here.
High drama but poor Smorg's outta beer!
Eight months to set up a match
Seems like there is always a catch
I'll be there. I'll be gone. Meet me in Dogpatch.
Don' wanna play in no briar patch.
Low airfares abound, will this game ever go down?
Good friends or Mortal Kombat
I can't believe what I'm readin. Did he say that?
I'm gullible, I admit and can't play a lick
But I'm up to watchin' a couple of good sticks
Offers are tendered and summarily rendered
I think it's time to go on a bender
Solomon I'm not so I'll just stir the pot
Here it is then, my final offer
And nothing needs go into my coffer
Olathe is the name and one-hole the game
You can drive it even if your car is lame
A short Friday drive out and a short Sunday drive back
24 hours to prove you are no hack
High Noon on the Prarie
Shoot out at one, Calcutta at eleven
I'm offerin six-seven
Only a buck...............
I don't play rough
If you've got gamble
I'm sure someone will give you all you can handle
It's a date. Don't be late.
The contestants are eager to proove their point
There's not an empty seat in the joint.
Spectators have gathered from far and near
Listening intently, leaning forward to hear
Lou says to John "How do you do?"
John says to Lou "It's good to see you"
Anticlimatic. Let's shoot some pool.
No Sardo's here
I'll rack for beer
Joey's sweatin before it starts
Smorg just sits and blows beer farts
Stoney racks..................
Huh! Me rack? Sorry, I'm on vacation that day and can't make it! Let me
know how it turns out.
Regards,
Stoney <-----Obviously too much time, too little talent"
Lou Figueroa