My GF says SVB won only because he hadn't had any lately

Now that your GF mentioned it, since my wife started menopause, I am playing better pool.

Maybe there's something to your GF's idea.

I love my wife but.............I love pool too.

Maybe chastity is the secret to playing great pool.

Like Rocky's trainer Mickey said, 'Women weaken legs.'

I do love pool.......................................................but not that much.

I'll just find a mistress that loves pool too & see if that's the secret.:wink:

Just kidding............................................. But...............I don't know, it sort of wored in Bull Durham.
 
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After reading this thread, methinks that I ain't the only one that ain't gettin' any :sorry:.

Maniac
 
I heard that football players and boxers here in the uk aren't allowed to get any 2 days before a match. Must be logic behind it somewhere.

Personally, I think not getting any = more time to practice.
 
Ok, just got official word from said GF.

Background: 42 yr old (I date older, mature women ;)) was widowed unexpectedly (heart attack). :sad:

She claims to have then gone over 20 months without "any". During which she claims she shot the best pool of her life. Since being with me, she can now only sink 2 balls. :eek:

This message was approved by sponsor and this AZ clinical trial is turning scientists' heads around the world.

KK9 <-- helping pool players 'round the globe
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Ok, just got official word from said GF.

Background: 42 yr old (I date older, mature women ;)) was widowed unexpectedly (heart attack). :sad:

She claims to have then gone over 20 months without "any". During which she claims she shot the best pool of her life. Since being with me, she can now only sink 2 balls. :eek:

This message was approved by sponsor and this AZ clinical trial is turning scientists' heads around the world.

KK9 <-- helping pool players 'round the globe
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Are you suggesting that some of us should offer to help her with her pool game? :thumbup: (I'm sure she would like your comment about "older". :wink:)
 
JoeyA said:
Are you suggesting that some of us should offer to help her with her pool game? :thumbup: (I'm sure she would like your comment about "older". :wink:)
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Thanks for the offer Joey! You are always so giving! :grin-square:

Henny Youngman: "Take my wife. Please!"

However, this one is so stubborn, ain't no advice she'll take. I should take a pic of her stance (pool stance, lol). She tosses off her footwear, bends her front knee, poses, cleavage a'glowing, and front foot is anchored by painted toe nails only, while her voluptuos bum goes to the next table. Then she hits it like the Titanic - every time. She hits it HARD. Every time. :eek:


But I swear, I'm freaking serious here - she DID kinda ask me to post this, altho I may have edited it a hair.

(ooh, she says she has a pic. I'm on standby)
 
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Good picture presentation though.....

KoolKat9Lives said:
Thanks for the offer Joey! You are always so giving! :grin-square:

Henny Youngman: "Take my wife. Please!"

However, this one is so stubborn, ain't no advice she'll take. I should take a pic of her stance (pool stance, lol). She tosses off her footwear, bends her front knee, poses, cleavage a'glowing, and front foot is anchored by painted toe nails only, while her voluptuos bum goes to the next table. Then she hits it like the Titanic - every time. She hits it HARD. Every time. :eek:


But I swear, I'm freaking serious here - she DID kinda ask me to post this, altho I may have edited it a hair.

(ooh, she says she has a pic. I'm on standby)
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"Stubborn", "Older".....You're digging your hole even deeper. I've got a feeling you're pool game's gonna take a jump. :D
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Henny Youngman: "Take my wife. Please!"
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Rodney Daingerfield: "Just the other day I was with my wife at the airport and I looked over and saw the baggage boy feeling-up my wife and I said, "Hey, who said you could feel-up my wife?", and he said "Everybody!"

Maniac (good 'ol Rodney, R.I.P.)
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
..... She claims to have then gone over 20 months without "any". During which she claims she shot the best pool of her life. Since being with me, she can now only sink 2 balls. :eek:

KK9 <-- helping pool players 'round the globe
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Hmmmm, I think I'll start checking out good women players. If I see one who's shooting the lights out, I'll see if I can ruin her game! :grin-square:
 
JoeyA said:
"Stubborn", "Older".....You're digging your hole even deeper. I've got a feeling you're pool game's gonna take a jump. :D
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Joey... This is Wendy, "the GF", on Matt's computer - he left the window wiiiide open. My BF tells me you're like one of the top 10 most respected posters on AZ. Whatever dude. Kudos. As Matt blissfully snores away in a dreamstate where he can actually make more than 2 balls in a row, I have in my state of insomnia decided to come here to set the record straight.

First, Matt is like 97 years old.

Second, he gives me the 8 and out.

Third, I acquiesce. I am a rather stubborn southern gal.

Fourth, when I tippy toe on a shot, and put "my voluptuous bum" out there, it's for an express reason. It's to tease you gullible men. You guys are all the same. "Wanna learn something honey?" "Wanna play some?" "Let me show you how to do it!" "Come here often?"

Really? Is that all you got? It's amusing!

Ok. I said my piece. It's time again to ensure he plays like sh1t tomorrow. :grin-devilish:
 
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