wife piles stuff on the home pool table
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That's good .... unless you have a wife that doesn't know where the kitchen is. Did I say that outloud?
If you look at this photo and think that those items sitting on the table are the real problem, you aren't a real pool player. CLEARLY, the felt is the bigger issue. How the hell can you SEE on that??
That's why they make garbage cans.
Honey, not vinegar.
Definitely worth the effort.:thumbup:
I would put here things in their proper places, then go about my practice. When she comes home and inquires of her things, I would tell her I have put them away, and have run a nice hot bubble bath and poured her a glass of wine.
Definitely worth the effort.:thumbup:
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes??
Nothin, you already told her twice.:grin:
jockey
Banned
i got this, i know exactly what to do.
enter the most sacred of her domains - The KITCHEN.
there's where you'll get even.
try leaving your sport shoes in the sink to begin with, she'll probably go rougue on you, but in the long run, it'll be worth it.
you'll have your pool table back in no time
enter the most sacred of her domains - The KITCHEN.
there's where you'll get even.
try leaving your sport shoes in the sink to begin with, she'll probably go rougue on you, but in the long run, it'll be worth it.
you'll have your pool table back in no time
A pool table cover would solve the issue here.
Buy pool table cover.
Hit the wife over the head with an iron.
Wrap her up in the pool table cover along with some rocks.
Toss wrapped wife in the lake.
Go back to shooting some 9 ball.
^^ I am not condoning wasting a perfectly good table cover on what may or may not be a good wife, you can use a trashbag also.
^^^ OK, I guess tossing the wife in a lake is also not good. But hey, free trip to the lake!
Buy pool table cover.
Hit the wife over the head with an iron.
Wrap her up in the pool table cover along with some rocks.
Toss wrapped wife in the lake.
Go back to shooting some 9 ball.
^^ I am not condoning wasting a perfectly good table cover on what may or may not be a good wife, you can use a trashbag also.
^^^ OK, I guess tossing the wife in a lake is also not good. But hey, free trip to the lake!
We should not condone violence. Battered women is a real problem.
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Wife piles stuff on pool table.
Tie wife to tele post in the basement for one day until she learns the errors of her ways.
Or, put your pool accessories in her panty drawer.
Tie wife to tele post in the basement for one day until she learns the errors of her ways.
Or, put your pool accessories in her panty drawer.
jockey
Banned
cloth is black, not hard to see. crappy cell phone pic makes room seem darker than it is.........