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Drop The Rock

Drop The Rock

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Ma and Pa tucked me in last night. After I drifted asleep I awoke abruptly to the sound of Ma and Pa fightin. Third time this week. The racket of pots and pans, the soft thud of pillows against the walls. The endless repeated screaming. These were the sounds I lived by.

I went to camp for a week up near Houston. Pa said it would be good for me. When I got back Ma was gone. Pa said she took a vacation. Rarely did I ever look in their bedroom but when I did after that summer camp, what I saw bewildered me. I know what you must be thinking, bewildered is an awful big word for a guy like me but I'm usin it to sound smart ya hear!

Anyways, What I saw on the wall across from my parent's bed were all these crazy diagrams. There were circles and lines and angles. They were all drawn up in what looked like blood. Pa caught me. I tried to run but he wouldn't let me. He grabbed my arm and screamed at me in what sounded like gibberish, "90/90 TOI, CTE, CTE PRO ONE, CENTER, TOI, PERFECT, AIM, CTE, PIVOT!" I had come to realize my daddy had done something awful.

He got down on his knees and cried to heaven, "Why?!? Oh lord what is the answer?!" Suddenly the sky opened up! There was a real bright light. Then the ground opened up too. A bright red spewed forth from the ground.

Then they appeared. The devil climbed out of the ground holding a Miller 64 in one hand a Meucci in the other. Willie Mosconi came down from the sky with a bottle of Jack and a Balabushka. Both told my daddy they could show him the way. My father asked incredulously, "But which system should I use?!" The Devil and Mosconi's eyes locked. Then they stared at Pa and in unison cried, "Just shoot it in the ****in hole!" Then the devil broke the Meucci over Pa's head, Mosconi poured Jack on him and set him on fire then they ripped him in half and took their respective halves back to their homes!

The moral of the story folks, is just please, shoot it in the hole and shut the **** up.
 
STFU is a system I teach alongside PIITH. Its usefulness goes far beyond pool into many other aspects of everyday life.

When a person fully understands and implements STFU into their life, they typically see results such as......

Learning more (STFU forces a person to listen)
Less Conflict (No matter how angry you get, If you STFU you avoid conflicts of all kind)
Improved ability to play hide and seek (If you cant STFU, you are typically easier to find)
Longer lasting relationships (STFU when applied by both partners can keep arguments to a minimum)
And lastly, STFU can make certain people seem smarter by keeping their dumbass fooking comments to themselves....

STFU sells for $19.95, but if you order today by 5:57pm Pacific, Ill send you STFU and PIITH for the low low price of $399.95. (Sorry the cost of the PIITH secret sphincter clench is worth it..... trust me..... :)
 
Chuck Fields said:
STFU is a system I teach alongside PIITH. Its usefulness goes far beyond pool into many other aspects of everyday life.

When a person fully understands and implements STFU into their life, they typically see results such as......

Learning more (STFU forces a person to listen)
Less Conflict (No matter how angry you get, If you STFU you avoid conflicts of all kind)
Improved ability to play hide and seek (If you cant STFU, you are typically easier to find)
Longer lasting relationships (STFU when applied by both partners can keep arguments to a minimum)
And lastly, STFU can make certain people seem smarter by keeping their dumbass fooking comments to themselves....

STFU sells for $19.95, but if you order today by 5:57pm Pacific, Ill send you STFU and PIITH for the low low price of $399.95. (Sorry the cost of the PIITH secret sphincter clench is worth it..... trust me..... :)
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I'm interested in being a dealer...can I get a break for buying volume?

BTW..in your sig lines....it's BOCOTE
 
pt109 said:
I'm interested in being a dealer...can I get a break for buying volume?

BTW..in your sig lines....it's BOCOTE
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Yes, I am also offering franchise opportunities to teach it yourself.

As to the rest of your comments, Im just going to STFU........ see how great that works? :);):cool:
 
I see a lot of people lose because they were using the STFU system. They never stood a chance... It's like they were never even in the game to begin with.

The problem when using STFU is that you never use enough English and you are unable to apply the appropriate spin.
 
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Maybe I'm confused but I thought forums were for the open discussion of ideas. I don't use an aiming system. I've tried them ... They work...but they're not for me. So actually how about you stfu and grow up and learn to skip over subjects you actually have no interest in and let people alone who do. It's not difficult.
 
trob said:
Maybe I'm confused but I thought forums were for the open discussion of ideas. I don't use an aiming system. I've tried them ... They work...but they're not for me. So actually how about you stfu and grow up and learn to skip over subjects you actually have no interest in and let people alone who do. It's not difficult.
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Is this an example of the backhand english I have been hearing about?
 
Oh good god!

Penn Jilette, bisexual PIITH user. I dont want to know the secret sphincter clinch technique!
 

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PIITH was one of my favorite videos when I first started playing pool, long before I knew about AZ! STFU is a a good one too, I use it with my wife all the time. The reality is folks that there are some ignorant mofos out there and trying to educate them if they aren't asking for it, is a waste. There are also some salt of the earth mofos who refuse to examine the possibility that they could be wrong. Those all knowing SOBs can be put on ignore or STFD with a group effort.

This was all in good fun though :) I love AZ:grin-square:
 
Ummmmm... Have I been living under a rock? What was this jargon all about?


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j_zippel said:
Ummmmm... Have I been living under a rock? What was this jargon all about?


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I don't live under a rock but I do live under Oklahoma! LOL! I'm actually not from the south at all and was merely having fun writing up a bullshit story!
 
There is more than one way to skin a cat but damn some people make this game out to be more complicated than it is with some of the arguments lol.
 
Deleted due to sarcastic radar malfunction...apologies Tramp
 
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Spimp13 said:
Why, because I play very solid pool and don't feel the need to get into bickering arguments with C/D players who are keyboard warriors who only want to argue about trying to figure out if they should avoid hitting center ball and only use English on all shots (from the last thread) lol?

I'd prefer to make sure my fundamentals and mental game are in check with my practice and training and then it's go time....feel free to continue posting your nonsense and being absolutely mediocre at this game because you are too busy arguing about topics that you have a closed minded approach on and will never heed any advice given by people who have studied the games and taken their game to much higher levels.

Drops mic....clueless spimp out
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Spimp as much as I love this post it needs to be directed to somebody else. Tramp is a long time observer of the BS and is of the same mind as us. I think what he was being sarcastic. He feels for you.
 
Drop The Rock said:
Spimp as much as I love this post it needs to be directed to somebody else. Tramp is a long time observer of the BS and is of the same mind as us. I think what he was being sarcastic. He feels for you.
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If my sarcastic radar is off Tramp I apologize and will edit my post. I'm off my game...

Edited to correct. I'll bow out now and cut my arm as punishment for the post.
 
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