Pool Players day jobs (No Doctors?)

A pool player walks into the hospital and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The doctor says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."

The doctor says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call for an ambulance."
 
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