LOL That's what i thought.
Hey Cookieman....I "cooked up" this bit of satire over in the Main Forum where they were arguing about John Schmidt's run of 626 balls and whether it's all fake and all that stuff.
Don't know if you saw it or whether you go into that section or not, so I'm bringing it here and changing some words so it applies to "aiming in pool". Enjoy.
Don't you think it sounds like some of these people...?? :thumbup:
Here 'tis....
A POOL FORUM CONVERSATION
"He ran over 90 balls in straights using the CTE aiming system"
"No he didn't, it was a setup, he doesn't use a system, he just sees the shot"
"Did you see it?"
"Did you?"
"What does that matter? "
"It matters a lot"
"Why?"
"Because I said so, that's why"
"Well, who died and made you king of the forums?"
"Doesn't matter, I was at Johnston City and I've seen the best..nobody who plays good uses that CTE bull"
"I Just don't like you"
"So what, I don't like you either, you wanta' bet something?"
"Yea. lets play some straights for a thousand"
"Make it ten thousand"
"No, let's make it for our lives...winner gets to push the loser in front of the bus"
"The bus doesn't run down this street"
"Yes it does"
"Does not"
"Does so, I used to drive that bus"
"I will beat your ass first"
"No you won't"
"Yes I will, I have a 32nd degree black belt in Sigmund kubra kai.
"I have a
33rd degree black belt....so bite down on them apples, fool"
"I still say he didn't use CTE, its a fake"
"No it isn't a fake, my sister's husband was there"
"You're lying.... anyhow, your sister is a Ho"
"No, you're lying and your mammy is a bigger Ho than my sister"
"It ain't no accident that you look like me, chump"
"I said you were lying first"
"No you didn't. This is my 56th post in this thread...so YOU were lying first".
And as the sun settled in the West, the band played on:thud: