On The Road Again ...

sunnyone

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I’m revisiting a terrific book — Addie Pray by Joe David Brown. It’s about scufflers and hustlers looking for, and finding, creative ways to separate folks from their money. While it’s not specifically about pool, it’s a fascinating glimpse into the hardscrabble life that prevailed back in the Depression-era South.

(The novel was later re-issued as Paper Moon and Pete Bogdanovich made a Tatum and Ryan O’Neal movie by the same name in 1973.)

While Addie and Long Boy Pray had a number of ways of fleecing say, recent widows — embossed Bibles and framed photographs — one ingenious scam involved a simple money shuffle.

Long Boy would go into a store and purchase a comb or a packet of gum. He’d pay with a five-dollar bill and start to put the four ones into his bulging wallet. Keeping up a friendly line of patter with the clerk, he'd say, “Hey, let me give you five ones for a five.”

He’d put the ones on the counter, and the young woman would take a five-dollar bill from the register and place it beside the ones.

Long Boy would grin and say, “May as well give me a ten,” and push the ones and the store’s five back to her.

Inevitably, he made a profit in every store in every town they visited.

But they soon went on to larger cons — like selling bales of cotton that didn’t exist.

However, the big score — which didn’t make it into the movie — involved a long-lost granddaughter, and a New Orleans fortune.

Fun read,

Sunny
 
Yeah, Paper Moon was awesome.

My favorite scene is where Ryan O'Neal goes into a store, makes a minor purchase and pays with a $20 bill, on the back of which was written "Happy Birthday Addie." When his daughter Addie (Tatum O'Neal) comes in a few minutes later, she makes a small purchase and pays with a small bill. When given her change, she asks "Where's the rest of my change"?, insisting she had paid with a $20 bill. When she was denied her "proper change" Addie cried loudly, and the store manager approached the cashier wondering what happened. Addie, still crying said, she won't give me my change, and I paid with a $20 bill. When the cashier said she didn't, Addie offered, yes I did, and the $20 bill was my birthday present, too. If you look at the back of it, it says "Happy Birthday Addie." Upon inspection of the bill, the store manager advised his cashier to give Addie the rest of her change.

Just a great hustle.
 
"and another five just for coming to my door"

When you rob them and they like you so much that they tip you extra, that's just brutal
 
While the stories are interesting and the scams intricate--it, in the end, is simply about thievery.
Agreed. Nonetheless, man has always been fascinated by the most innovative and daring criminals. One can be intrigued by a Ned Kelly, an Al Capone, or a Jesse James while still taking a dim view of their exploits.
 
Back in 1969, I worked as a clerk in a pharmacy (15 years old). A customer came in, bought cigarettes with a $20 bill and started talking to me. The owner came out from behind the counter (he was 6 feet tall and probably 300 pounds or so) and the customer stopped talking and quickly walked out. The pharmacist then explained how the scam worked. I definitely would have been a victim.
 
While the stories are interesting and the scams intricate--it, in the end, is simply about thievery.
hypothetically
when your wife asks you
"honey does this dress make me look fat? 😎
is your answer simply about lying????🤔
just askin
 
hypothetically
when your wife asks you
"honey does this dress make me look fat? 😎
is your answer simply about lying????🤔
just askin
In actuality my wife is 5'8.5" and weights 125. So, in my case I have nothing to lie about.

In all conversations with my wife, I play the roll of brutal honesty; that is I tell the truth at all times even if it makes me look bad (or her). That means when the situation actually does look bad and I say "no, not me" she will believe.

I have been married for 30 years using this method.
 
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In actuality my wife is 5'8.5" and weights 125. So, in my case I have nothing to lie about.

In all conversations with my wife, I play the roll of brutal honesty; that is I tell the truth at all times even if it makes me look bad (or her). That means when the situation actually does look bad and I say "no, not me" she will believe.

I have been married for 30 years using this method.
Sounds like a winner...👍
 
One of my favorite movies in this genre is, "The Flim Flam Man" starring George C. Scott.

Lou Figueroa
 
In actuality my wife is 5'8.5" and weights 125. So, in my case I have nothing to lie about.

In all conversations with my wife, I play the roll of brutal honesty; that is I tell the truth at all times even if it makes me look bad (or her). That means when the situation actually does look bad and I say "no, not me" she will believe.

I have been married for 30 years using this method.
I say "In order to tell I need to see your ass out of that dress first..."
 
Another classic film about a great con is Diggstown (1992), which involves a boxing con for the ages.
 
The Sting with Paul Newman and Robert Redford is also quite good.

What was that movie called with Anthony Quinn and Adriano Celentano as two con artists? A very enjoyable one, too


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