Doctor doctor my eye hurts when i drink coffee !Old Comedian: "Doctor! Doctor! My arm hurts when I do this (holds arm out to side and swings it like a pendulum)."
Doctor: "Don't do that!"
Doctor: take the spoon out.
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Doctor: take the spoon out.
My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked if it would indeed make me go blind. He replied, “No but it is disturbing the other patients in the waiting room. 
A brunette walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor, it hurts when I press here, and here, and here!"
The doctor looks at her. "Your finger is broken. You dye your hair don't you?"
Hu
The doctor looks at her. "Your finger is broken. You dye your hair don't you?"
Hu
I double checked, and dobule, is indeed, speeled “double”..
I thought this thread was going to be about George W. ?