I saw Shane Van Boening at a grocery store

Idiot Savant

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I saw Shane Van Boening at a grocery store in Soux Falls South Dakota yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bothr him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Dude is a madman.

I heard once he went thru a drive thru with sleeping Dennis in the back of the caddy and placed a huge order.

He pulled up and opened Dennis' window and started hollering at Dennis to 'pay for the order'. Dennis was all panicked and handed a couple big bills to the cashier. Shane peeled out and drove off. No food. No change. Dennis with no idea what happened.

Shane just said he didn't hear anything and kept driving.

Crazy!
 
You must be fun at partys.
Jokes are fun at parties, especially if they are funny jokes. When you have people that actually believe this story in the thread, this is no longer a "joke" and it just becomes an attack on the man's character for your enjoyment.
 
Jokes are fun at parties, especially if they are funny jokes. When you have people that actually believe this story in the thread, this is no longer a "joke" and it just becomes an attack on the man's character for your enjoyment.
Where's the eye roll emoji?
 
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