I saw Shane Van Boening at a grocery store

guillotine said:
I saw Shane Van Boening at a grocery store in Soux Falls South Dakota yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bothr him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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I wasn't going to post this here but I will. After my Pfizer booster shot I grew a third eye in my forehead just below the hairline. I've never played better pool in my life because the third eye enables me to triangulate the shot. I was at a tournament running out sets and the players complained to the tournament director that the third eye gave me an unfair advantage. The TD agreed and made me put a band aid over the extra eye.

They only player there to come to my defense was Shane Van Boening. He is going to help me appeal it to the BCA. Great guy.
 
alstl said:
I wasn't going to post this here but I will. After my Pfizer booster shot I grew a third eye in my forehead just below the hairline. I've never played better pool in my life because the third eye enables me to triangulate the shot. I was at a tournament running out sets and the players complained to the tournament director that the third eye gave me an unfair advantage. The TD agreed and made me put a band aid over the extra eye.

They only player there to come to my defense was Shane Van Boening. He is going to help me appeal it to the BCA. Great guy.
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Be sure to let chefjeff and the rest of the crew over in NPR know. They have been documenting important vaccine data like this.

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