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I don't know what that dark car is, looks east european at a guess. However the little small lightweight car with tiny wheels and tires reminds me of the original ford fiesta. It had twelve inch tires. When I bought my salvage yard I had two of them in it for reasons unknown. One with nine thousand miles on it, one with twenty-seven thousand.

For some strange reason the state trooper over salvage yards was rebuilding totaled fiestas. Not valuable enough to be worth the effort of rebuilding. He would come in and the options were between selling him parts for pennies on the dollar or just giving him parts so I just gave him whatever he wanted for close to a year. Rankled to be held up like that even if it was for crap I wasn't selling to anybody else. Came time to crush cars and get some room in my yard. I told the crusher I knew he needed to clear a spot to work but I told him to be damned sure the next two cars crushed were those fiestas. A month or two later the trooper came looking for parts. "Sure, help yourself." One was up front, the other all the way in the back so he had a long hot walk to discover them both gone. "They are gone!" "Damn, forgot you were building those, must have gotten crushed." It was well worth anything I might have made off of those little bastards to not have to give away parts because the trooper had me by the balls. Never had another of those little cars in my yard!

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