I have convinced my wife that I don't know how to use a vacuum. Please be careful when and where you throw around these suggestions.You want good sex tonight?
When your wife comes home, get behind the vacuum and act surprised when she catches you vacuuming.
Or have her catch you doing the dishes.
Forget the weight lifting, cologne, and other worthless efforts.
Jeff Livingston
My Mother had back fusion surgery in the 50's and her doctor told her to never use a vacuum again.
She didn't.
Jeff Livingston
You got one word right.Jean Claude damn band.
It must be vacuumed sealed as well.
The longest filibuster in US history, against civil rights. Not really a world record you want to have.Start? Imagine the difference in times, during the time I mentioned, America was dealing with the most racist person ever, he led the longest filibuster in US history against Civil Rights. The people dancing to Motown at the time were setting the example for those you mention, in the end we agree as to the importance of music.
Music is often enjoyed while playing pool, a stereo and pool table were the first two things in my house when I built it.
And she's made the couch for you.
Not lately.Of course, society is responsible for society.
I bought my wife a Roomba for Christmas. I can start the vacuum from the couch. With brick floors and a Rottweiler it's actually nice to run that sucker every day.I have convinced my wife that I don't know how to use a vacuum. Please be careful when and where you throw around these suggestions.![]()