Married a girl from Longview. I was in the yard working one day when she came to me with a hurt ankle. We had horses so I figured I knew how to get started. In a calm soothing voice I said "whoa girl, easy" as I ran a hand down from just below the knee down to her ankle. She screamed "I am not a horse G_d damn it" right before she kicked the shit out of me! I made a note, Texas girls need more soothing than a horse before you can work on them.
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