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What Are The Odds ? Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored JoeyA. axed: "Gambling Or No Gambling ?" Here's my answer: "Eat or DON'T Eat ?" Doug Is not. Wanna bet ? Doug <munch,munch,munch,sip,munch>

I've Got It, Now Ah, The BEATLES ? D.

Viola ! Still need editors... -> Still 'NEED' Editers ! imo Dug ( I'm avlaible ) *Butt I ain't wearin pants.....

When You Have The Definitive AZB Answer, I Will Alert The Media JoeyA. axed: "Gambling Or No Gambling ?" Here's my answer: "Eat or DON'T Eat ?" Doug :)

Don't Let The Red Rep Bomb Deter You. OK ? Oy-Vey ! You mean that these 100s of in-your-face posts that we've been bombarded with this year wasn't your MAIN LAUNCH ? That's a frightening thought... imo I'll take the Free cue if Charlie doesn't want it. The length of the shafts is...

I forgot how hot this red outfit is, but I gave him a Red Rep Bomb. It moved him back 21 places to 214th place. Doug (I feel horrible on the outside, but I feel good all under) :) .

I Got SO Fat That My Red Pants No Longer Fit......So I Don't Wear Pants... VIOLA ! Well, I can't speak for JAM, but 'boyfat' may not red rep EW because he may have already paid EW for some green rep (you know, he's breathing down my neck trying to become #1). JoeyA. may not be back online...

I'm waiting to see just ONE of his green boxes turn red and THEN I'll put on my Red Rep helmet.... Doug (the AZB members turned Charlie Williams 11 green boxes to 11 red boxes and the nut huggers turned it back to only 6 red boxes the next day. Of the 971 'rep rated' members here, CW was in LAST...

I'm Still Losing LESS Money At Poker Than I Did With Pool When I stop going All In pre-flop with pocket Jacks. Doug (OR, pocket Queens or Kings) :)

Bob Jewett or PJ Could Explain It Better.... imo Let me tell you how that works. Let's say that when you green rep someone, your rep is worth 200 points and moves that person from 8 green boxes to 9 green boxes (because it takes 200 points to move someone along after the 5th green box and all...

Go BUCS Ah, talk among yourselves. Doug ( I took the Bucs and the wife takes the Saints...... and the WHOLE box of hot wings are on the light)

"You've Been Beat Over The Head By A Smorgass Board" You know, I've decided to become a cuemaker. I'm going to call my cues Smorgass Boards. I know that I don't have any experience or cuemaking equipment, but I don't intend to actually make or deliver any cues, I'm just going to sell them...

It Will All Work Out In The End Is there hope for his criminal FUTURE ? Doug ( he could get sentenced to 20 years to learn to properly measure shafts)

O Likes Me Some Big Brother 10......and Judge Judy "WHAT IS SLOP ?" Slop is what you have to eat all week on Big Brother 10 if you lose the 'food challenge.' Doug

I Just Shredded 6 Duplicate Recipes........... "Smorgass Bored Your Pm Box Is Full " No kidding. People keep writing to me... dammit ! Doug (I can't Delete the PMs, because many of them include RECIPES) .

I'm Intend To Stand Good For This Post.... imo (maybe) It won't be long before air barrels and 'suitcase games' become a thing of the past. I can see the day when a player says, "we're playing and paying by AZB rules, so don't MAKE me have to start a thread about you, pal." Doug (I think if...

Grrrrrrrrr Dammit ! Charlie got MY Free cue by mistake, along with my nut huggin paycheck enclosed. Doug (and.....after all the hours I put in)

I had been posting hurricane info here http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=111012 in the NPR forum, but as usual, the thread got bumped 5 pages back in one hour due to all the political whackos that own that forum. Doug (I hope the other AZBers came out not too severely damaged)

OK, I'm sorry Mr. Wheat. Doug

THAT Might Explain Some Of The Holes I think I have her robe. I bought it at a flea market in Oldsmar, FL. It turns out that the robe doesn't fit my armspand, so I'm sending it to a local cuemaker that has pronised to alter it and return it in a very short timespand. Doug (the person that...