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Didn’t they do that already? Edit: guess it’s been since the inaugural event. Long time coming?

Justnum said- “I show up and preach psychedelics.” He who has ears let him hear! I was smelling colors and seeing sounds. Several species of furry creatures were gathered together in a cave grooving to a pict as I slip-jigged through the poppy fields. The sidewalk titans of gurglefitz have...

He seemed like a good kid; shook my hand and looked me dead in the eyes. Honestly answered both kissing questions. I’d have know he was lying if he said no and then I might have had to be a little stern. He did start to fidget when I asked him, “what first attracted him to my daughter?” He...

Wife’s cousin’s kitchen. The duck drinks coffee and yes, the rabbit is using a litter box.

My oldest is going on her first date Sunday night. If anyone can think anything to add let me know.

Dang man, that sucks. You’d think when the lid was open it wouldn’t turn on. I guess some lessons are harder to learn than others. You can just crap out 400 bucks for another set right? Ugh!

Apparently, I don’t have the clout in my house that I once did. I can’t repeat exactly what my wife said. It was along the lines of in what alternate dimension would I think she would let an anonymous stranger from the internet anywhere near our kids, something about being simple, and if that...

Heck no, you’re not my enemy. You might use an internet chat engine to create most of your posts, but if you come into my home, on my table you will be my brother. I know you’re only trying to amuse yourself. I might even know a single redhead who would like to meet you and give us both...

Even though he’s a 300 ball runner. I can see why he would be intimidated. I’ll admit, I’m intimidated. I’ve always thought your Schtick was manufactured to find a sucker who would go on tilt against you. I think you’re a prolly a pretty strong player. Here I am and I can’t even beat the 6...

Now this won’t end up like your trip to the D.C. area will it? My wife will be super pissed if she makes a special meal for a visitor and they don’t show up; I don’t waste food, but there’s only so many days of leftovers I can take. Great Lakes ain’t no Saranac. You haven’t lived.

You’ll already be past the state of P effin’ A, so no worries. Besides, that Dortmunder Gold is so good you won’t be bringing any back. Don’t worry bout eating on the road. Anyone who enters my home will not leave hungry.

Shoot, I can tell I’m losing you so I’ll sweeten the pot this 1 time. You wanna be a bootlegger, I’ll put a case of Great Lakes beer in your car, so you can drink when you don’t have to drive anymore. I also have a never opened bottle of Lagavulin that you can have as much as you want while you...

Hiw did you know I don’t drive? I have an Amish buggy I tool around town in. Don’t worry about construction; it’s winter time. Even though I don’t drive, I can tell you it’s better to drive at night with your lights off, so you don’t attract undue attention. I’m less than 15 minutes from...

If you want to break up your trip, stop by my place in Ohio. We’ll play some. You win: I’ll give you a couch to crash on and pay for your first night at the hotel in Indiana. You lose: You sleep in the tool shed and can never post on AZB again.

Did you have a spotted 9 block your look at the low ball? Push out. I guess I’m bot sure of the point. Is it that you should plan your run to play position on a 9 ball that won’t get spotted until all the other balls are off the table? That can’t be what you mean, cuz it would still be 10 balls.

I say that if we can still beat ‘em, don’t join ‘em. Dang kids and their Steely Dan “music.”

Now you dun did it. If you thought folks got butt hurt when you called the cloth felt- well my friend- for some reason people hate red felt cloth. It’s a very personal thing, telling folks what is acceptable to use on a table they’ll never play on. Hey, my daddy got us a table with red cloth...