I go to the bar, put up some quarters, and eventually win one game, maybe even my first try. After that I don't really play BCA rules because BCA 8-ball rules specify alternate breaking. I play winner gets all the breaks. Take that, BCA.
So as winner I also don't pay my fair share - in real competition with rules the cost of the table is shared game by game, but I get free play every game after my first win. The bangers line up their quarters to pay my table time, hey it's only fair I paid at first myself, at least once.
Since I can break halfway decent, I make a ball on the break darn near every time, maybe two. Yea for me!. Now my advantage is the break, and a ball or balls.
I get choice of stripes of solids, since I made something on the break. I can even pick the opposite of the ball I sunk, if that is the best choice for me. That's a BCA rule I like, so I stick with it. Now my advantage is the break, a ball or balls, and choice of stripes/solids. Ooorah, this is getting better all the time.
But Wait! There's More!.
I also get to shoot again, since I made a ball or balls on the break. And, if I make the 8 on the break, I win, Yea! Please never mention those pesky BCA rules, which specify "If the 8-ball is pocketed on the break, the breaker may ask for a re-rack or have the 8-ball spotted and continue shooting."
Yes, life is good way up here at the semi-pro level.
Now my advantages are legion:
1. Free Play - no losing my focus between games chasing down change for a fiver, no need to carry a heavy pocketful of change.
2. The Break - and every break as I continue winning. Nice, right? None of that unfair BCA alternate-break rule for me. Also, 8 on the break Wins, none of that BCA rule nonsense where you re-rack, or spot the 8.
3. A Ball (or more) Sunk. Maybe the sunk ball(s) are my type, and if so, it's like getting a spot of one or more balls. That's a pretty hefty spot in 8-ball played on a little-bitty bar table.
4. Choice of Stripes or Solids. I choose the type advantageous to me, and disadvantageous for my opponent. He'll just about always have a couple of his balls jammed together on a rail somewhere. Poor sod.
5. Free Shot After the Break - just because I made a ball or two on the break, which is not so hard to do on a little bitty bar table with its giant pockets. That Free Shot makes Ball Choice pretty important, just like I'm Pretty and Important.
I get these advantages before my opponent ever gets near the table. Well, except he has to pony up and poke *his* quarters in the slot, then kneel and rack for me. The poor schmuck might never get within five feet of my table, once I get all my advantages cooking, except to pump quarters and rack.
Life is good up here at the Semi-Pro level. It's no wonder I never lose against those ugly hater girls.
But, because I am Special, I still like to climb on the Internet and troll for sympathy when those meanie ugly girls start hating me and my balls. They don't understand the intricacies of the game; like that loser Mosconi they always hit center ball; and they choke if they ever get a shot because of the great pressure of playing a champion like me. Oh well, it's not easy being a Semi-Pro.
But, those Haters, I still hate them. Don't you?
So as winner I also don't pay my fair share - in real competition with rules the cost of the table is shared game by game, but I get free play every game after my first win. The bangers line up their quarters to pay my table time, hey it's only fair I paid at first myself, at least once.
Since I can break halfway decent, I make a ball on the break darn near every time, maybe two. Yea for me!. Now my advantage is the break, and a ball or balls.
I get choice of stripes of solids, since I made something on the break. I can even pick the opposite of the ball I sunk, if that is the best choice for me. That's a BCA rule I like, so I stick with it. Now my advantage is the break, a ball or balls, and choice of stripes/solids. Ooorah, this is getting better all the time.
But Wait! There's More!.
I also get to shoot again, since I made a ball or balls on the break. And, if I make the 8 on the break, I win, Yea! Please never mention those pesky BCA rules, which specify "If the 8-ball is pocketed on the break, the breaker may ask for a re-rack or have the 8-ball spotted and continue shooting."
Yes, life is good way up here at the semi-pro level.
Now my advantages are legion:
1. Free Play - no losing my focus between games chasing down change for a fiver, no need to carry a heavy pocketful of change.
2. The Break - and every break as I continue winning. Nice, right? None of that unfair BCA alternate-break rule for me. Also, 8 on the break Wins, none of that BCA rule nonsense where you re-rack, or spot the 8.
3. A Ball (or more) Sunk. Maybe the sunk ball(s) are my type, and if so, it's like getting a spot of one or more balls. That's a pretty hefty spot in 8-ball played on a little-bitty bar table.
4. Choice of Stripes or Solids. I choose the type advantageous to me, and disadvantageous for my opponent. He'll just about always have a couple of his balls jammed together on a rail somewhere. Poor sod.
5. Free Shot After the Break - just because I made a ball or two on the break, which is not so hard to do on a little bitty bar table with its giant pockets. That Free Shot makes Ball Choice pretty important, just like I'm Pretty and Important.
I get these advantages before my opponent ever gets near the table. Well, except he has to pony up and poke *his* quarters in the slot, then kneel and rack for me. The poor schmuck might never get within five feet of my table, once I get all my advantages cooking, except to pump quarters and rack.
Life is good up here at the Semi-Pro level. It's no wonder I never lose against those ugly hater girls.
But, because I am Special, I still like to climb on the Internet and troll for sympathy when those meanie ugly girls start hating me and my balls. They don't understand the intricacies of the game; like that loser Mosconi they always hit center ball; and they choke if they ever get a shot because of the great pressure of playing a champion like me. Oh well, it's not easy being a Semi-Pro.
But, those Haters, I still hate them. Don't you?