Funny Original Sayings
- Thread starter crawfish
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Yah, it's "whom".
Anyways, here's some of mine:
After a slug rack when no balls fall, I yell out "GO EVERYTHING!" right before the last ball stops rolling.
Opponent accidentally moves a ball, "That's okay, you need to cheat to win anyways".
When I dork up a safety and leave 'em straight in I say, "Take that!" and walk away.
"Are you done yet?" is pretty good after your opponent lucks in 2 or 3 balls in a row.
eric
When your opponent makes a shot and gets super lucky position on his next ball, "Tough roll, shake it off". Credit Darell M for that one.
When your opponent gets super lucky as in when a ball goes two rails unintentionally "Who sees THAT shot?"
Credit Darell M for those.
When your opponent gets super lucky as in when a ball goes two rails unintentionally "Who sees THAT shot?"
Credit Darell M for those.
Earl Strickland is as crazy as a sprayed roach.
Minnesota Fats Quote after an opponent gets bad roll and says "How'd that ball roll like that?!?!?"
Fats replies " 'Cuz it's round"
Fats replies " 'Cuz it's round"
I love that "round" one. I think you have to say it... "cuz it's rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrounddd".
I also laughed at the Earl one. Earl would say "that kid shoots straighter 'n' a martian!"
We had a guy who might get a roll in 9b, meaning to play the shot in the side and going in the corner instead... and he'd just say "see, the average guy just plays that in the side. Not me."
When I get an awful lucky roll like 4 rails into an uncalled pocket, and the CB bumps something and gets good shape for the next ball... I'll say something like "the hard part is getting the CB to hit that 7 fat enough to roll up on the short side of the 2. Sometimes I hit the 7 a little thin and end up with more angle on the 2 than I want."
I also laughed at the Earl one. Earl would say "that kid shoots straighter 'n' a martian!"
We had a guy who might get a roll in 9b, meaning to play the shot in the side and going in the corner instead... and he'd just say "see, the average guy just plays that in the side. Not me."
When I get an awful lucky roll like 4 rails into an uncalled pocket, and the CB bumps something and gets good shape for the next ball... I'll say something like "the hard part is getting the CB to hit that 7 fat enough to roll up on the short side of the 2. Sometimes I hit the 7 a little thin and end up with more angle on the 2 than I want."
box 8 league match..
my buddy's opponent is at the table.. makes his ball but blows shape by a mile... the CB ends up buried in a cluster of my buddy's balls completely hooking himself .. there's no kick and no jump.. nothing..
my buddy pipes up ... GREAT SHOT I was planning a safety for you there... but couldn't figure out how to get the CB to freeze up tight like that .. thanks for showing me EXACTLY how to do it..
we laughed... he didn't seem to think it was very funny...:thumbup:
my buddy's opponent is at the table.. makes his ball but blows shape by a mile... the CB ends up buried in a cluster of my buddy's balls completely hooking himself .. there's no kick and no jump.. nothing..
my buddy pipes up ... GREAT SHOT I was planning a safety for you there... but couldn't figure out how to get the CB to freeze up tight like that .. thanks for showing me EXACTLY how to do it..
we laughed... he didn't seem to think it was very funny...:thumbup:
I remember that one. Laughed my ass off when Fats said it. The "opponent" was a guy name of Willie Mosconi.
Original saying?
Scenario 1, Rainy Day at the pool room.
Man come in and announces," It's really comin' down!!"
Your answer is ....
A. Yeah, it would sure look funny goin' up!"
or
B. Yes, and if this keeps up it won't be comin' down.
Scenario 2, Young sharpshooter is trying to rob the old man at one pocket and is getting frustrated by the old man's safties and lock-ups.
Young sharpshooter says, "How do you keep rollin' me up with no shot?"
Your answer is ....
A. I just get lucky from time to time.
or
B. Son, I've got more moves than Allied Van Lines.
Scenario 1, Rainy Day at the pool room.
Man come in and announces," It's really comin' down!!"
Your answer is ....
A. Yeah, it would sure look funny goin' up!"
or
B. Yes, and if this keeps up it won't be comin' down.
Scenario 2, Young sharpshooter is trying to rob the old man at one pocket and is getting frustrated by the old man's safties and lock-ups.
Young sharpshooter says, "How do you keep rollin' me up with no shot?"
Your answer is ....
A. I just get lucky from time to time.
or
B. Son, I've got more moves than Allied Van Lines.
I didn't think it was all that funny but once after running two racks of nine ball, (not that normal an occurance) the guy I was shooting with said
"let's go to alternate breaks I didn't come here to rack for you"
"let's go to alternate breaks I didn't come here to rack for you"
after a break
Dress up girls Were goin out!!!!
Dress up girls Were goin out!!!!
