2007 Thanks For The Wpba Members

COLLECTION GURU

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I would like to thank all of the officials, volunteers and players of the WPBA Tour for providing this old man with great pool, great people, super friends ( except for one) and venues that are enjoyable to "sweat" the matches for the ladies I call my "sweat-hogs", ala John Travolta; that term is a compliment.

Some of these ladies have become very dear friends and we have shared much time together outside of the tournaments:

Jeanette yells at me but consider her my best friend; after Cheyenne
Anna lets me be her grandfather but won't let me break harder than her
Allison reminds me I am "doomed";we share the same birthday; different years
Kristi provides additional work assignments to keep me busy
Monica sponges gum from me to feed her habits; 1. likes gum 2. is cheap
Sarah R. dodges paying the judgement I have on her from injuring me
Helena doesn't like me to sweat her matches; I must be 2 tables away
Melissa H. accepted my apology when my fart machine went off accidently
Karen C. is a doll and quite a talent and young lady
Julie has apologized to me every time she knocked me down going for a smoke
Sarah E. has been very friendly and interesting to talk to; same birthday as
Kim W. said she wasn't a snob but wouldn't talk because of my "fame"?ok now
Tina was very, very nice and then quit competing
Jenn has accepted a dancing challenge by me with JL; Guru with Jenn & JL!
Miyuki now talks to me after learning I was a pedestrian, not a pedophile
Jennifer C. knows I am a pedophile not a pedestrian
Mark W., St. Louis Cardinal fan knows I hung Cub bb cards in his poolroom
Steve determined I was not the asshole he may have originally thought
Peg tolerated me as I would inadvertently annoy her at the tourneys
Laura very friendly to me always after I drove her to the venue
Ga Young beat me in a 9 ball race to 2 in 3 minutes with no shot 4 me
Kelly F. just beat the hell out of me with that Irish smile
Mitch has still never talked to me; maybe he saw me stalk the Viking?
Liz is a class act and rising star
Dawn was recluse until I told her she looks better now than on ESPN classic
Jasmin only talked a little to me but has an awesome personality & talent
Gerda allowed me to practice my German while she taught me pool
Vivian seldom talks to me but is always friendly when she does
Kim S. is sure I am a pedophile, very quite; bet she has a clean house
Megan has the best strut/stride on the Guru list; beat me in 14.1
Alice has always been a great person to me after I fed her; thanks Alice

Ewa, Ewa? she has been friendly but tough. Refused to autograph my copy of
"Pool for Dummies" as she said I could not comprehend; bought 2 of
them and suddenly I was smart enough. My Ewa goal for 2008 is
dinner with Ewa before Mitch gets to the Venue.



Thanks to all as I complete my 4th year on tour; expect to make them all this year and go undefeated in the pro-am challenges for charity.

WPBA #1 Fan
 
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That Was Nice!

WHAT A NICE TRIBUTE TO THE FINE FOLKS ON THE WPBA TOUR. SURE IS WONDERFUL!!!!! SEEMS THAT WOMAN'S POOL IS YOUR FORTE, OR MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE AN OLD LEACH AND JUST LIKE WATCHING THEM BEND OVER THE TABLES. EITHER WAY, AS LONG AS YOU ARE SUPPLYING GUM, MEALS, AND RIDES I DOUBT THEY CARE. HOPEFULLY THEY WILL GET THEIR DUCKS IN A ROW AND CONTINUE TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED BETWEEN YOUR EFFORTS TO FOIST YOUR SERVICES OFF ON PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT THEM. I THINK IT IS GRAND OF THE LADIES TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD, KEEPING YOU BUSY EIGHT WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR. GIVE THEM ALL MY LOVE!(BROTHERLY THAT IS!)

hU
 
Huh

ShootingArts said:
WHAT A NICE TRIBUTE TO THE FINE FOLKS ON THE WPBA TOUR. SURE IS WONDERFUL!!!!! SEEMS THAT WOMAN'S POOL IS YOUR FORTE, OR MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE AN OLD LEACH AND JUST LIKE WATCHING THEM BEND OVER THE TABLES. EITHER WAY, AS LONG AS YOU ARE SUPPLYING GUM, MEALS, AND RIDES I DOUBT THEY CARE. HOPEFULLY THEY WILL GET THEIR DUCKS IN A ROW AND CONTINUE TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED BETWEEN YOUR EFFORTS TO FOIST YOUR SERVICES OFF ON PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT THEM. I THINK IT IS GRAND OF THE LADIES TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD, KEEPING YOU BUSY EIGHT WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR. GIVE THEM ALL MY LOVE!(BROTHERLY THAT IS!)

hU

HUH, YOU WERE DOING SO WELL AND THEN............. I AM NOT FOISTING ANY SERVICES BUT JUST THE LITTLE EXPERTISE I HAVE WHEN I HEAR CRAP I KNOW IS WRONG. OTHERWISE A PRETTY QUITE BUT GOOD LISTENER. HAPPY NEW YEAR
 
Perhaps I Am Mistaken Collection Grubber

COLLECTION GURU said:
HUH, YOU WERE DOING SO WELL AND THEN............. I AM NOT FOISTING ANY SERVICES BUT JUST THE LITTLE EXPERTISE I HAVE WHEN I HEAR CRAP I KNOW IS WRONG. OTHERWISE A PRETTY QUITE BUT GOOD LISTENER. HAPPY NEW YEAR

PERHAPS I AM MISTAKEN COLLECTION GRUBBER, YOU WERE MOST EMPHATIC IN ANOTHER THREAD THAT YOU HAD TO RESORT TO BLACKMAIL TO GET THE MAYOR OF PHOENIX TO ACCEPT YOUR SERVICES AND YOUR BELOVED WPBA TURNED YOU DOWN COLD BY YOUR OWN REPORT.

A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!

Hu
 
Huh?

ShootingArts said:
PERHAPS I AM MISTAKEN COLLECTION GRUBBER, YOU WERE MOST EMPHATIC IN ANOTHER THREAD THAT YOU HAD TO RESORT TO BLACKMAIL TO GET THE MAYOR OF PHOENIX TO ACCEPT YOUR SERVICES AND YOUR BELOVED WPBA TURNED YOU DOWN COLD BY YOUR OWN REPORT.

A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!

Hu

MY GROUP DONATED OUR TIME TO THE CITY TO CORRECT AN EROR MADE BY A LOCAL PAPER AND MY "THREAT" AND DONATION MADE A HUGE POLITICAL GOTCHA FOR THE MAYOR AS THE REPORT WAS IN ERROR BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT. TV AND PAPER DID A RETRACTION AND LEFT MAYOR ALONE AND GAVE MY GROUP A COMMENDATION; WE DID THIS FOR FREE, NO $, ETC. WPBA WE ALSO DONATED OUR TIME BUT A CLOSER READ WILL REVEAL IT NEVER GOT TO THE BOARD FOR APPROVAL.

2008 WILL BE GREAT FOR hU
 
hmmm . . .

earlier claim:
COLLECTION GURU said:
3. I THREATEND THE MAYOR OF PHOENIX, SKIP REMZA, TO ALLOW
ME TO FIX HIS TAX AND FINE COLLECTION PROCESS OR I WOULD
GO TO TV AND PAPERS; HEAD OF DEPARTMENT CALLED ME ON
SUNDAY TO ACCEPT OFFER (THREAT) SOUND INSECURE TO YOU?


present claim:
COLLECTION GURU said:
MY GROUP DONATED OUR TIME TO THE CITY TO CORRECT AN EROR MADE BY A LOCAL PAPER AND MY "THREAT" AND DONATION MADE A HUGE POLITICAL GOTCHA FOR THE MAYOR AS THE REPORT WAS IN ERROR BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT. TV AND PAPER DID A RETRACTION AND LEFT MAYOR ALONE AND GAVE MY GROUP A COMMENDATION; WE DID THIS FOR FREE, NO $, ETC.

OBVIOUSLY NOTHING FOR ME TO ADD TO THIS EXCEPT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT 2008 AND CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN!

Hu
 
Same Incident Different Purpose For Statement

ShootingArts said:
earlier claim:



present claim:


OBVIOUSLY NOTHING FOR ME TO ADD TO THIS EXCEPT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT 2008 AND CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN!

Hu

HUH, WHY I BOTHER............. BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NEAT GUY. THE MAYOR(S) OF CITIES ARE POLITICIANS. I HATE THE LOCAL MEDIA AS THEY ARE LIKE GIGGLING MARLINS WHO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON TEETH, HAIR, AND CLOTHES. AS A POLITICIAN, I DIDN'T WANT SKIP TO LET IT CALM DOWN AS IT WAS A LOCAL TV SPECIAL BY THE LIBERAL ABC LOCAL AFFILIATE. WHEN I SAW THEY SENSATIONALIZED THEIR ATTEMPT TO WRONGFULLY SLAM A REPUBLICAN LED CITY WHERE I LIVE WHEN I KNEW THE REPORT WAS FALSE AS I AM THE COLLECTION GURU. I WROTE THE ABC EDITOR AND PRODUCER OF THE STORY MAKING THE SAME THREAT TO THEM; RETRACT THE STORY OR I WILL OFFER OUR SERVICES AT NO COST TO DISCREDIT THE ABC AND THE AZ. REPUBLIC UNFOUNDED CLAIMS. ABC REFUSED SO I WENT TO MAYOR SKIP AND EXPOSED THE BS AND FIXED THE ACCOUNTING AND COLLECTION PROCESS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IMPOVED. AFTER OUR REPORT WAS SUBMITTED TO THE MAYOR AND THE CHANGES MADE, HIS POLITICAL DUPE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WANTED AS THESE DOPES CAN NOT UNDERSTAND CITIZENS DOING THINGS FOR THEIR CITY WITHOUT FINANCIAL REWARDS. ALL I WANTED WAS TO WRITE THE EDITORIAL REPOSNSE FOR THE MAYOR, AFTER HE REVIEWED, AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED BY THE PAPER AND SENT TO ABC. HE COMPLIED AND CBS, FOX, CNN, AND NBC SLAMMED ABC FOR THEIR "RUSH TO JUDGEMENT" WITH THEIR REPORT.

HUH, I DON'T LIE; BY THE WAY, I WROTE THE REPORT IN CAPS AND THEN AGREED WITH THE MAYOR'S OFFICE TO HAVE THEM RETYPED IN STANDARD FORM TO PERMIT MORE OF MY REPORT TO BE PRINTED IN FULL.
 
No need to lie . . .

Collection Grubber,

No need to "lie" when you can spin things beyond any hope of recognition! Two totally different spins on the same event and then this song and dance to try to dodge the fact that the previous events were largely in your own mind! I'm quite sure that the media and mayor would be amazed to find that you considered any communications with them threats.

I will grant that you are much more entertaining than Walt although equally full of bull. Please keep on with the fractured fairy tales. I always loved the cartoon with that name.

Hu




COLLECTION GURU said:
HUH, WHY I BOTHER............. BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NEAT GUY. THE MAYOR(S) OF CITIES ARE POLITICIANS. I HATE THE LOCAL MEDIA AS THEY ARE LIKE GIGGLING MARLINS WHO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON TEETH, HAIR, AND CLOTHES. AS A POLITICIAN, I DIDN'T WANT SKIP TO LET IT CALM DOWN AS IT WAS A LOCAL TV SPECIAL BY THE LIBERAL ABC LOCAL AFFILIATE. WHEN I SAW THEY SENSATIONALIZED THEIR ATTEMPT TO WRONGFULLY SLAM A REPUBLICAN LED CITY WHERE I LIVE WHEN I KNEW THE REPORT WAS FALSE AS I AM THE COLLECTION GURU. I WROTE THE ABC EDITOR AND PRODUCER OF THE STORY MAKING THE SAME THREAT TO THEM; RETRACT THE STORY OR I WILL OFFER OUR SERVICES AT NO COST TO DISCREDIT THE ABC AND THE AZ. REPUBLIC UNFOUNDED CLAIMS. ABC REFUSED SO I WENT TO MAYOR SKIP AND EXPOSED THE BS AND FIXED THE ACCOUNTING AND COLLECTION PROCESS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IMPOVED. AFTER OUR REPORT WAS SUBMITTED TO THE MAYOR AND THE CHANGES MADE, HIS POLITICAL DUPE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WANTED AS THESE DOPES CAN NOT UNDERSTAND CITIZENS DOING THINGS FOR THEIR CITY WITHOUT FINANCIAL REWARDS. ALL I WANTED WAS TO WRITE THE EDITORIAL REPOSNSE FOR THE MAYOR, AFTER HE REVIEWED, AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED BY THE PAPER AND SENT TO ABC. HE COMPLIED AND CBS, FOX, CNN, AND NBC SLAMMED ABC FOR THEIR "RUSH TO JUDGEMENT" WITH THEIR REPORT.

HUH, I DON'T LIE; BY THE WAY, I WROTE THE REPORT IN CAPS AND THEN AGREED WITH THE MAYOR'S OFFICE TO HAVE THEM RETYPED IN STANDARD FORM TO PERMIT MORE OF MY REPORT TO BE PRINTED IN FULL.
 
easy-e said:
This Thread Is Awesome!!!!
That's what I thought when the original post was presented according to good forum etiquette: i.e proper case lettering then............damn the guy was just kidding....ok then...:(
 
Huh

ShootingArts said:
Collection Grubber,

No need to "lie" when you can spin things beyond any hope of recognition! Two totally different spins on the same event and then this song and dance to try to dodge the fact that the previous events were largely in your own mind! I'm quite sure that the media and mayor would be amazed to find that you considered any communications with them threats.

I will grant that you are much more entertaining than Walt although equally full of bull. Please keep on with the fractured fairy tales. I always loved the cartoon with that name.

Hu

I DIDN'T SPIN ANYTHING; I ANSWERED ONE MORE THOROUGHLY THAN THE OTHER; WANT TO SEE THE EMAIL TO THE MAYOR WITH THE "THREAT"? DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE DAMN REPORT? THE LETTER FROM THE MAYOR? I AM NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO QUESTION MY INTEGRITY. DON'T BOTHER ANTICIPATING ANY MORE RESPONSES AS 1. YOU DON'T REALLY CARE, 2. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME ANYMORE,3.
I HOPE YOUR ILLNESS WAS CAUSED BY HIGH WATER AS THAT WILL GO AWAY AND I PRAY FOR YOUR RECOVERY.

GOOD RIDDENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUH
 
COLLECTION GURU said:
I DIDN'T SPIN ANYTHING; I ANSWERED ONE MORE THOROUGHLY THAN THE OTHER; WANT TO SEE THE EMAIL TO THE MAYOR WITH THE "THREAT"? DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE DAMN REPORT? THE LETTER FROM THE MAYOR? I AM NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO QUESTION MY INTEGRITY. DON'T BOTHER ANTICIPATING ANY MORE RESPONSES AS 1. YOU DON'T REALLY CARE, 2. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME ANYMORE,3.
I HOPE YOUR ILLNESS WAS CAUSED BY HIGH WATER AS THAT WILL GO AWAY AND I PRAY FOR YOUR RECOVERY.

GOOD RIDDENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUH

Well yes, Collection Grubber, I do want to see any proof that everything you say isn't wildest fantasy. You offer all the proof and then declare you won't respond anymore. Just one more BS post. The only reason I bother to mess with you is to point out to everyone contradiction after contradiction in your tales. Here you contradict yourself in one short ill-written paragraph.

I had far more respect for you when I assumed you were a cue collection guru. If you are at the top of your field at collection grubbing it is a very shallow field. Of course I remember the company giving even the kid on the janitorial staff a fancy "world's best" award when his job was downsized away.

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
Well yes, Collection Grubber, I do want to see any proof that everything you say isn't wildest fantasy. You offer all the proof and then declare you won't respond anymore. Just one more BS post. The only reason I bother to mess with you is to point out to everyone contradiction after contradiction in your tales. Here you contradict yourself in one short ill-written paragraph.

I had far more respect for you when I assumed you were a cue collection guru. If you are at the top of your field at collection grubbing it is a very shallow field. Of course I remember the company giving even the kid on the janitorial staff a fancy "world's best" award when his job was downsized away.

Hu

Right. I too was wondering what sort of "collection" activities he is involved with. Bill collectors are the second lowest for of life in the business world...the first being tobacco company employees.

Can you imagine the head of marketing at a tobacco company going home and saying to his wife..."Hey honey, it looks like we hooked another 10,000 teenagers this month!"

yeah, I know, collecting debts is a necessary function but in the credit card industry, it is made far less than noble by virtue of the fact that the issuers literally pimp the consumer into taking on more debt than they can handle.

And regardless of WHY people get into financial trouble, it takes a particularly warped mentality to ENJOY making distressed people and families even more so.

Regards,
Jim
 
Cap Creep

av84fun said:
Right. I too was wondering what sort of "collection" activities he is involved with. Bill collectors are the second lowest for of life in the business world...the first being tobacco company employees.

Can you imagine the head of marketing at a tobacco company going home and saying to his wife..."Hey honey, it looks like we hooked another 10,000 teenagers this month!"

yeah, I know, collecting debts is a necessary function but in the credit card industry, it is made far less than noble by virtue of the fact that the issuers literally pimp the consumer into taking on more debt than they can handle.

And regardless of WHY people get into financial trouble, it takes a particularly warped mentality to ENJOY making distressed people and families even more so.

Regards,
Jim


JIM, CAPS LOOK GOOD ON YOU. I WAS AN EXECUTIVE AND NOW A CONSULTANT FOR THE CHARGE CARD, CREDIT CARD, DEBT BUYING, DEBT SELLING, AND NOW SERVE THE INDUSTRY AS A CONSULTANT. WHILE I HAVE COLLECTED A LITTLE, SOME FOR THE AZER'S ON THIS SITE, AND WHILE NOT A GREAT COLLECTOR, ADVANCED QUICKLY TO MANAGE $$$$ THUS REDUCING THE NEED FOR COLLECTIONS VIA BETTER CREDIT QUALITY. IT IS AMAZING HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW; I WOULD LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS IN PERSON TO TRY AND EDUCATE YOU ON THE CREDIT CYCLE; NO IT IS NOT LIKE A BICYCLE.
 
Too Funny!!

Collection Grubber,

Stalking me on other threads while ducking me and your own hypocrisy here is too funny. A sincere thanks for the entertainment! :D :D :D

Hu

Happy New Year!
 
Ladies And Gents Of Wpba Tour

COLLECTION GURU said:
:)

I would like to thank all of the officials, volunteers and players of the WPBA Tour for providing this old man with great pool, great people, super friends ( except for one) and venues that are enjoyable to "sweat" the matches for the ladies I call my "sweat-hogs", ala John Travolta; that term is a compliment.

Some of these ladies have become very dear friends and we have shared much time together outside of the tournaments:

Jeanette yells at me but consider her my best friend; after Cheyenne
Anna lets me be her grandfather but won't let me break harder than her
Allison reminds me I am "doomed";we share the same birthday; different years
Kristi provides additional work assignments to keep me busy
Monica sponges gum from me to feed her habits; 1. likes gum 2. is cheap
Sarah R. dodges paying the judgement I have on her from injuring me
Helena doesn't like me to sweat her matches; I must be 2 tables away
Melissa H. accepted my apology when my fart machine went off accidently
Karen C. is a doll and quite a talent and young lady
Julie has apologized to me every time she knocked me down going for a smoke
Sarah E. has been very friendly and interesting to talk to; same birthday as
Kim W. said she wasn't a snob but wouldn't talk because of my "fame"?ok now
Tina was very, very nice and then quit competing
Jenn has accepted a dancing challenge by me with JL; Guru with Jenn & JL!
Miyuki now talks to me after learning I was a pedestrian, not a pedophile
Jennifer C. knows I am a pedophile not a pedestrian
Mark W., St. Louis Cardinal fan knows I hung Cub bb cards in his poolroom
Steve determined I was not the asshole he may have originally thought
Peg tolerated me as I would inadvertently annoy her at the tourneys
Laura very friendly to me always after I drove her to the venue
Ga Young beat me in a 9 ball race to 2 in 3 minutes with no shot 4 me
Kelly F. just beat the hell out of me with that Irish smile
Mitch has still never talked to me; maybe he saw me stalk the Viking?
Liz is a class act and rising star
Dawn was recluse until I told her she looks better now than on ESPN classic
Jasmin only talked a little to me but has an awesome personality & talent
Gerda allowed me to practice my German while she taught me pool
Vivian seldom talks to me but is always friendly when she does
Kim S. is sure I am a pedophile, very quite; bet she has a clean house
Megan has the best strut/stride on the Guru list; beat me in 14.1
Alice has always been a great person to me after I fed her; thanks Alice

Ewa, Ewa? she has been friendly but tough. Refused to autograph my copy of
"Pool for Dummies" as she said I could not comprehend; bought 2 of
them and suddenly I was smart enough. My Ewa goal for 2008 is
dinner with Ewa before Mitch gets to the Venue.



Thanks to all as I complete my 4th year on tour; expect to make them all this year and go undefeated in the pro-am challenges for charity.

WPBA #1 Fan

LADY WPBA PARTICIPANTS; MY INTENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO SUPPORT YOUR TOUR AND THE INDIVIDUALS WHOM I HAVE BECOME FRIENDLY WITH. I USED THIS SITE TO SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR 4 YEARS OF ENJOYING EVERY TOURNAMENT IN PERSON AND THEN ON ESPN AND ANTICIPATE ANOTHER YEAR DURING 2008. UNFORTUNATLY SOME OF THE LESS TALENTED IDIOTS WHO TURNED MY THANKS TOWARDS YOU INTO CRITICISM OF ME. I REFUSE TO CONTINUE RESPONDING TO IDIOTIC VIEWS WHEN MY INTENT WAS TO PRAISE YOU AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ALBEIT I DO HAVE THOUGHTS BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOUR TOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING 2008 NOT MY VIEWS FOR IMROVEMENT. I EVEN TYPED THIS LIKE THE CAP CREEPS WANT BUT THEY STILL *****; WHILE I HAVE ACHIEVED MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE, MY MOST ENJOYABLE EVENT WAS BECOMING A BETTER FAN OF YOUR TOUR DURING THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

AZER'S, I HOPE YOU WILL CONTINUE OR INCREASE YOUR SUPPORT OF THIS TOUR BY BUYING TICKETS, PRODUCTS, PROGRAMS, POSTERS, GLOVES, CUES, ETC. AS THESE LADIES PUT ON A GREAT SHOW.

IF YOU DESPISE ME, YOU HAVEN'T MET ME; SUPPORT THE WPBA IN 2008!

CONTINUED SUCCESS IN 2008 FOR A GREAT ORGANIZATION.
 
Ah, The Ball Finally Dropped!!!

COLLECTION GRUBBER,

YOU ARE A DIM BULB BUT NOT ABSOLUTELY UNREACHABLE AFTER ALL. THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DERAILING YOUR SERIOUS THREAD WAS TO PUT THE SHOE ON THE OTHER FOOT AND PUT YOU IN THE SAME POSITION AS THE PEOPLE WHOSE THREADS YOU ROUTINELY DERAIL.

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL AND IN TRUTH I ONLY GOT MODERATE PLEASURE OUT OF SHOOTING AT A SITTING DUCK. YOU ARE FAR TOO EASY OF A TARGET. I'M DONE WITH THIS THREAD NOW.

PERHAPS YOU WILL GIVE THIS SOME THOUGHT BEFORE YOU DELIBERATELY FOUL OTHER PEOPLE'S THREADS BUT IT IS DOUBTFUL SINCE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR FANTASIES ALL OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD AS I TYPE.

JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T DESPISE YOU OR LIKE YOU, YOU AREN'T SERIOUSLY ON MY RADAR.

Hu



COLLECTION GURU said:
LADY WPBA PARTICIPANTS; MY INTENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO SUPPORT YOUR TOUR AND THE INDIVIDUALS WHOM I HAVE BECOME FRIENDLY WITH. I USED THIS SITE TO SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR 4 YEARS OF ENJOYING EVERY TOURNAMENT IN PERSON AND THEN ON ESPN AND ANTICIPATE ANOTHER YEAR DURING 2008. UNFORTUNATLY SOME OF THE LESS TALENTED IDIOTS WHO TURNED MY THANKS TOWARDS YOU INTO CRITICISM OF ME. I REFUSE TO CONTINUE RESPONDING TO IDIOTIC VIEWS WHEN MY INTENT WAS TO PRAISE YOU AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ALBEIT I DO HAVE THOUGHTS BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOUR TOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING 2008 NOT MY VIEWS FOR IMROVEMENT. I EVEN TYPED THIS LIKE THE CAP CREEPS WANT BUT THEY STILL *****; WHILE I HAVE ACHIEVED MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE, MY MOST ENJOYABLE EVENT WAS BECOMING A BETTER FAN OF YOUR TOUR DURING THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

AZER'S, I HOPE YOU WILL CONTINUE OR INCREASE YOUR SUPPORT OF THIS TOUR BY BUYING TICKETS, PRODUCTS, PROGRAMS, POSTERS, GLOVES, CUES, ETC. AS THESE LADIES PUT ON A GREAT SHOW.

IF YOU DESPISE ME, YOU HAVEN'T MET ME; SUPPORT THE WPBA IN 2008!

CONTINUED SUCCESS IN 2008 FOR A GREAT ORGANIZATION.
 
Thank god for shootingarts,

Now collection guru doesn't have to constantly embarrass himself on AZ alone anymore.
 
COLLECTION GURU said:
JIM, CAPS LOOK GOOD ON YOU. I WAS AN EXECUTIVE AND NOW A CONSULTANT FOR THE CHARGE CARD, CREDIT CARD, DEBT BUYING, DEBT SELLING, AND NOW SERVE THE INDUSTRY AS A CONSULTANT. WHILE I HAVE COLLECTED A LITTLE, SOME FOR THE AZER'S ON THIS SITE, AND WHILE NOT A GREAT COLLECTOR, ADVANCED QUICKLY TO MANAGE $$$$ THUS REDUCING THE NEED FOR COLLECTIONS VIA BETTER CREDIT QUALITY. IT IS AMAZING HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW; I WOULD LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS IN PERSON TO TRY AND EDUCATE YOU ON THE CREDIT CYCLE; NO IT IS NOT LIKE A BICYCLE.

Sir, I didn't accuse you of being a low life bill collector. I merely stated that I wondered what sort of collection activities you were/are engaged in.

I must say though that your penchant for self-aggrandizement and what IMHO is fairly extreme sensitivity are often associated with a lack of true self-confidence.

I don't know you and therefore, have nothing against you personally, although I do feel that your insistence on using mega-caps, while your right unless instructed otherwise by the mods, is irritating to many posters who have done you no wrong and yet you ignore their wishes for the sake of exercising your rights.

That is an interesting mindset...something akin to farting in an elevator...because you can.

And yes, I will be at DCC sponsoring, by the way, 3 of the ladies you mention in your post. So, while we're both there, we could of course, engage in a discussion of the credit cycle.

However, I have been a professional Investment Adviser for over 35 years serving very high net worth investors. I am quite sure that I can give at least as much education as I might get on any finance-related subject you might choose to discuss. I could write extensively about the extent of my achievents in the investment arena, but unlike you, I am for too modest to do so.

But we might spend some quality time discussing the Universal Default clauses in the credit card agreements issued by your beloved industry. You know...the one that says that if you are late on ONE payment to ANY credit card company your rate can and at an alarming rate WILL be jacked to 30%. AND your credit score will take a hit which will encourage OTHER issuers to jack your rate too.

We can also discuss my opinion that credit card issuer abuses will become a scandal in 2008 on a par with the Sub-prime mortage scandal of 2007.

Then we could go play some...but it is not my policy to accept credit cards as payment. Cash only...on the light...up front.

See you soon!
(-:
 
av84fun said:
Sir, I didn't accuse you of being a low life bill collector. I merely stated that I wondered what sort of collection activities you were/are engaged in.

I must say though that your penchant for self-aggrandizement and what IMHO is fairly extreme sensitivity are often associated with a lack of true self-confidence.

I don't know you and therefore, have nothing against you personally, although I do feel that your insistence on using mega-caps, while your right unless instructed otherwise by the mods, is irritating to many posters who have done you no wrong and yet you ignore their wishes for the sake of exercising your rights.

That is an interesting mindset...something akin to farting in an elevator...because you can.

And yes, I will be at DCC sponsoring, by the way, 3 of the ladies you mention in your post. So, while we're both there, we could of course, engage in a discussion of the credit cycle.

However, I have been a professional Investment Adviser for over 35 years serving very high net worth investors. I am quite sure that I can give at least as much education as I might get on any finance-related subject you might choose to discuss. I could write extensively about the extent of my achievents in the investment arena, but unlike you, I am for too modest to do so.

But we might spend some quality time discussing the Universal Default clauses in the credit card agreements issued by your beloved industry. You know...the one that says that if you are late on ONE payment to ANY credit card company your rate can and at an alarming rate WILL be jacked to 30%. AND your credit score will take a hit which will encourage OTHER issuers to jack your rate too.

We can also discuss my opinion that credit card issuer abuses will become a scandal in 2008 on a par with the Sub-prime mortage scandal of 2007.

Then we could go play some...but it is not my policy to accept credit cards as payment. Cash only...on the light...up front.

See you soon!
(-:

WOW! That is seriously the first time I have ever read a thread and actually thought I was smarter afterwards! Well written, Sir.
 
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