Hey...BigJon...tell me if I missed anything here or I'm pretty much on the mark
The Stages Of A Predator
#1. I think I'm gonna git me one o' those them thar Predators everybody
been talkin' so much about...man, they be kinda expensive tho...I hopes
I like it and can whup some ass for a change tha's been whuppin' on
mine. All dem other dudes say those things shoot pretty good....
#2. Dang....got my Predator in just a few days ago and whooooeeeee....I
ain't a shittin' when I says I can knock d'em balls in from all over da
place....I sets my cue ball up in da middle of da table and put a ball 4"
from da corner pocket straight in and I almost ripped da back of da
pocket out right from da frame. D'at cue ball was just spinnin' like a
movafuk...I tried a draw shot on this one ball and d'at cue ball came
spinnin' back so quick, hard, and straight d'at before I could get my
stick out of the way d'at cue ball come rollin' right back up my stick, up
my hand and arm and rolled over my damn shoulder and got position on
my next ball at the other end....d'is sumbitch is unreal!! SPIN...man, you
wanna talk 'bout spin...d'is mova hits those cushions like you be workin' a
pinball machine rackin' up a thousand points a second....dingdingding
dingdingding dingdingdingding dingdingdingding
#3. I got's to tell the WORLD to buy one of d'ese movafuka's...let's see, I'll
go on AZ, RSB, CCB, BD, P&B, InsidePool, and start threads and turn
EVERYBODY on to buyin' one....hot damn, I'm gonna whup some ass
today, in just three weeks I be gone from a 2 to a 5 in my league. I do
shit wit da cue ball now d'at I ain't NEVER done befo!
#4. (4months down the road) Man....I don't know wha's been happenin' but
I be gittin' my ass whupped agin and missin' easy cuts...seems like da
cue ball be throwin' the shit out of da object ball. Some how my cue
doesn't feel right...seems like all the weight is in da back part of da butt
or sumpin'. Kinda feels like da hit is dead...I wonder if my case fell over
and my shaft got damaged.....
#5. Man...my damn game has gone downhill...I don't know what da fuk is
goin' on. I think I'll try one of my other old shafts agin or my buddy's
new Schon tonight when we go out...he's da one d'ats been whuppin'
up on my ass big time....
#6. Dang...my ol' shaft feels GREAT! And d'at new Schon d'at my buddy has
feels so good I done ordered one for myself...it's funny how I can really
feel the cue ball agin commin' off of da tip...it feels like I have so much
sensitivity in my fingers agin d'at I'm goin to enroll in Med School and
become a gynocologist...I been tellin' all da women at da bar d'at I was
one for years anyway, now I can really BE one. But, back to pool...I can
git shape now like I haven't been able to since...I don't know when. Hey
come to think of it...it was right before I got that muvafukin' Predator.
Well....I ain't sayin' shit on the forums...all of dem assholes that I got
into flame wars wit are jus gonna say "HAHA....I told you so", and I don't
wanna hear any of d'at crap no mo!!! FUK!!!!!!!!!!! Why'd I spend all
d'at good money on d'at sumbitch to begin wit??!! FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!