All this time, I thought 7-ball was something I made up to poke fun at an AZB thread about 11 ball.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=142468
Somewhere on the floor of the BCA trade show in Las Vegas, this conversation may be occurring, If it catches on, forever changing the face of our sport...
New League Promoter: You heard of this thing, 9-Ball?
Poolhall Owner: Yeah, sure, 9-Ball. Yeah, APA, ACS, and BCA organize leagues around this sanctioned game. Its even shown on ESPN Classic, right before pro bowling.
New League Promoter: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... balls.
Poolhall Owner: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
New League Promoter: Think about it. You walk into a bar or poolhall, you see 9-Ball game sittin' there, there's 7-Ball game right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Poolhall Owner: I would go for the 7.
New League Promoter: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Ball. And we guarantee just as good a runout as the 9-ball folks.
Poolhall Owner: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
New League Promoter: If you're not happy with playing the first 7 balls, we're gonna spot you the extra balls free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "D-".
Poolhall Owner: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Ball. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[New League Promoter convulses]
New League Promoter: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. You won't even get your stroke goin. Its too easy to run out. You don't get your money's worth.
Poolhall Owner: That - good point.
New League Promoter: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Poolhall Owner: Why?
New League Promoter: 'Cause you're f*ckin' fired!
