A night in the life...🤷

j2pac

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My youngest Son and I go down to the local watering hole last night to smack a few balls around. The game is a pretty standard, call your pocket, ball in hand 8 ball. I'll preface the rest of this by saying that at 54.5 years old, time is not on my side.

So we're there for about an hour and a half, and a few more patrons start coming in, carrying in their own sticks/gear. I barely play anymore, but I remember how...sometimes.
😉
Well, after a couple of Apple Ales, I catch a groove, and it feels GOOD. I'm almost floating around the table, the puzzle is almost solving itself. After snapping in an 8 on the break, the following rack I use a one handed pencil grip on the bar cue that had decided we were going to be friends that evening, to make a one handed poke stroke cut shot on the 8 ball, about 2/3rds the length of the bottom rail, at probably a 75 degree angle.

One of the old timers sitting at the bar gives me a wink/nod, and a "helluva" shot after that one. Of course I respond, "I get lucky once in a while," and give him a wry smile in return. At this point the young guns are starting to put quarters up, and I'm sending them back to their chair, one after the other.

Well...it happened. In the middle of my rare "dead stroke," I look at my phone, and see that my Wife has text me that our grocery order will be ready for pickup at the local market, in about an hour. I painfully tell her, "OK I'll get it." So of course I keep winning, and the pick-up window is getting shorter. In my younger years, I might have begged for forgiveness, as opposed to asking for permission. At my age? No thank you.

I turned the table over to my Son after a win, shook hands with some of the younger guns who I'd made believers out of, and went to the grocery store. I get home, unload the car, and begin to describe my exploits to the Mrs., who apparently failed to appreciate the beauty of being in "the zone." I ask her if she has any idea what I'm talking about, and/or if she has any idea how hard it is to leave on a win, when the spirit is with you?
All she says is, "no." That's it.. just, "no."
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I'm sharing this story with you animals, knowing that a good many of you will completely understand the tale of the over the hill warrior, in the middle of a glorious flashback moment. All condolences and sympathy are welcome.
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jasonlaus

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My youngest Son and I go down to the local watering hole last night to smack a few balls around. The game is a pretty standard, call your pocket, ball in hand 8 ball. I'll preface the rest of this by saying that at 54.5 years old, time is not on my side.

So we're there for about an hour and a half, and a few more patrons start coming in, carrying in their own sticks/gear. I barely play anymore, but I remember how...sometimes.
😉
Well, after a couple of Apple Ales, I catch a groove, and it feels GOOD. I'm almost floating around the table, the puzzle is almost solving itself. After snapping in an 8 on the break, the following rack I use a one handed pencil grip on the bar cue that had decided we were going to be friends that evening, to make a one handed poke stroke cut shot on the 8 ball, about 2/3rds the length of the bottom rail, at probably a 75 degree angle.

One of the old timers sitting at the bar gives me a wink/nod, and a "helluva" shot after that one. Of course I respond, "I get lucky once in a while," and give him a wry smile in return. At this point the young guns are starting to put quarters up, and I'm sending them back to their chair, one after the other.

Well...it happened. In the middle of my rare "dead stroke," I look at my phone, and see that my Wife has text me that our grocery order will be ready for pickup at the local market, in about an hour. I painfully tell her, "OK I'll get it." So of course I keep winning, and the pick-up window is getting shorter. In my younger years, I might have begged for forgiveness, as opposed to asking for permission. At my age? No thank you.

I turned the table over to my Son after a win, shook hands with some of the younger guns who I'd made believers out of, and went to the grocery store. I get home, unload the car, and begin to describe my exploits to the Mrs., who apparently failed to appreciate the beauty of being in "the zone." I ask her if she has any idea what I'm talking about, and/or if she has any idea how hard it is to leave on a win, when the spirit is with you?
All she says is, "no." That's it.. just, "no."
🤷
I'm sharing this story with you animals, knowing that a good many of you will completely understand the tale of the over the hill warrior, in the middle of a glorious flashback moment. All condolences and sympathy are welcome.
😭
Groceries woulda had to wait till tomorrow 🤷‍♂️ the show would have had to go on.
 

ShootingArts

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My youngest Son and I go down to the local watering hole last night to smack a few balls around. The game is a pretty standard, call your pocket, ball in hand 8 ball. I'll preface the rest of this by saying that at 54.5 years old, time is not on my side.

So we're there for about an hour and a half, and a few more patrons start coming in, carrying in their own sticks/gear. I barely play anymore, but I remember how...sometimes.
😉
Well, after a couple of Apple Ales, I catch a groove, and it feels GOOD. I'm almost floating around the table, the puzzle is almost solving itself. After snapping in an 8 on the break, the following rack I use a one handed pencil grip on the bar cue that had decided we were going to be friends that evening, to make a one handed poke stroke cut shot on the 8 ball, about 2/3rds the length of the bottom rail, at probably a 75 degree angle.

One of the old timers sitting at the bar gives me a wink/nod, and a "helluva" shot after that one. Of course I respond, "I get lucky once in a while," and give him a wry smile in return. At this point the young guns are starting to put quarters up, and I'm sending them back to their chair, one after the other.

Well...it happened. In the middle of my rare "dead stroke," I look at my phone, and see that my Wife has text me that our grocery order will be ready for pickup at the local market, in about an hour. I painfully tell her, "OK I'll get it." So of course I keep winning, and the pick-up window is getting shorter. In my younger years, I might have begged for forgiveness, as opposed to asking for permission. At my age? No thank you.

I turned the table over to my Son after a win, shook hands with some of the younger guns who I'd made believers out of, and went to the grocery store. I get home, unload the car, and begin to describe my exploits to the Mrs., who apparently failed to appreciate the beauty of being in "the zone." I ask her if she has any idea what I'm talking about, and/or if she has any idea how hard it is to leave on a win, when the spirit is with you?
All she says is, "no." That's it.. just, "no."
🤷
I'm sharing this story with you animals, knowing that a good many of you will completely understand the tale of the over the hill warrior, in the middle of a glorious flashback moment. All condolences and sympathy are welcome.
😭

Reminds me of when I was visiting a cousin in Pensacola. He comes in super pumped from playing golf. An amateur that the years were starting to catch, he had shot a round including two eagles and a few birdies. Didn't mean diddly to me, I had to ask him what an eagle was!

I feel your pain having a great evening interrupted then getting the "oh that is nice" kind of remark from your wife. They don't know or care when you have a great day. I remember not long after we met mine was all excited when she saw me beat a pro. She didn't understand the level of play though, never did.

I think it is because any banger can pocket any ball a pro can just a lot less often. There is little appreciation of your great days. Trying to explain the zone to someone who has never been there is hard too. My last time was on a rare trip to the pistol range. Not even my brother and my friend with me realized I was winning the match on a first time in a year visit. No congratulations except in the car on the way home. The young guns that got schooled were all clustered around the score sheet in disbelief rather than offering any congratulations. Even the range owner/tournament director just wanted to know if I had been practicing somewhere else. He was offended I could come in after a year layoff and win the match he had designed.

Great that you left them laughing anyway! You earned respect that will make them flinch a little next time you play.

Hu
 

The Old Jaybird

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about 25 years ago at a bar in Williams AZ, on my way to Vegas from Albuquerque, I was "unbeatable". I took on all comers and whipped them all. But truth be told, they were all bangers, not a solid stroke in the joint...but it was fun.

similar experience in Indy. I couldn't miss, and just bounced "whitey" off the rail after each shot for perfect position for the next. It was so easy, how did I ever miss before?

Fast forward to today....went to play with grandson last Thursday, I am still gimpy, could hardly get out of bed this morning. Oh to be 54 again. I am 77.
 
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