Adults Only - Naughtiest Acts Done In The Pool Room

[ribdoner]

Wonder if BigTruck would be willing to raffle a slightly used Diamond instead of a new one, just so I could compare it to the old tables and report back of course.

Hu

DIAMONDS are REAL hard:grin:


On topic...Per my mgr a biker groupie biatch was taking action that she could propel/shot/throw/spit? whitey the length of the table with her *%)@.

Alledgedly she got the cash:speechless:

 

[JB Cases]

Diamond barboxes are just the right size to grab the side pockets and wedge your feet under the end rail for leverage.

 

[jsaxman]

good times

late eighties. I hook up with a very attractive girl from Sweden for
partners. They run the table to the eight ball. My turn, I'm about to take my first shot and Helena from Sweden, with long blond hair,a little nasty facial look, gets down just abve the pocket.....and forms a big " O " with her lips.
I shoot (the ball ! ) and make it. It's very crowded ... some of the bystanders
take notice. I get down to shoot the next shoot.....sweet Helena ....
does the big "O" with her full lips again.. I make the shot....more people start
to watch WTF is going on ?.....It is getting very crazy... I run 7 balls...
with a lot of woody jumping up (WTF)....

To This day I missed a BANK shot on the eight ball.....because
I could not watch that perfect "O" of her lips and shoot ( the Ball !)
Lots of laughs that night!!!!!

later,
sax

 

[Colin Colenso]

You just had to bring that back up didn't you :grin:

You brought it back up first! :barf:
:killingme:

 

[Colin Colenso]

I actually lost my virginity on a pool table.

I remember it well because I was by myself at the time. :blush:

 

[jay helfert]

Jay...quite frankly, I'm appalled.

Sorry if I offended your sensibilities. Two things. These girls were over 18, I'm not stupid. And they came looking for me, not vice versa. I was only in my late 20's then as well. I was the best pool player in town, I owned the biggest pool room in town (and the biggest hang out), and my commercials were on local TV. Maybe that had something to do with them being attracted to me. It sure wasn't my dazzling smile. :wink:

 

[TXsouthpaw]

Who in their right mind would want to do it on a pool table? It's hard as a rock and uncomfortable as hell. The floor is even a much better choice.

I did it once and im not doing it again. Those things are rock hard and the felt doesnt help it just scrapes the skin off your knees. For anyone who hasnt done it; dont. save your self the pain. If the tables the only thing around then at least keep your feet and hers on the floor. If you know what i mean.


and i couldt shoot pool right for a week afterwards cause evertime i got down on a shot all those images kept coming back to me.

 

[JB Cases]

Sorry if I offended your sensibilities. Two things. These girls were over 18, I'm not stupid. And they came looking for me, not vice versa. I was only in my late 20's then as well. I was the best pool player in town, I owned the biggest pool room in town (and the biggest hang out), and my commercials were on local TV. Maybe that had something to do with them being attracted to me. It sure wasn't my dazzling smile. :wink:

Dude, what is up with you and tv and the girls. Did those 18 somethings get Mr. Commercial Man tattooed on their backsides as well?

Jay is my hero.

Someday I will send you the pix of Ming Ng on that tiger skin covered rail table at the LA Expo you put on. That was a good pic of a naughty thing on a pool table.

 

[Fatboy]

Who HASN'T had sex on a pool table?

never, I have had alot of girls over the years ask me to(I have awalys had a table at home), but to me the table is scared ground for pool, not girls.

 

[TXsouthpaw]

never, I have had alot of girls over the years ask me to(I have awalys had a table at home), but to me the table is scared ground for pool, not girls.

Smart man.




damn thyeyre sure are alot off poolplayers up early this morning. That just aint natural.

 

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[Fatboy]

Smart man.




damn thyeyre sure are alot off poolplayers up early this morning. That just aint natural.

i aint been to bed yet, I 'm gonna fly out to KS for the ring game a bit later!! hope your good!!

 

[Fatboy]

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LOL, you might be on to something here!!

 

[Fatboy]

Sorry if I offended your sensibilities. Two things. These girls were over 18, I'm not stupid. And they came looking for me, not vice versa. I was only in my late 20's then as well. I was the best pool player in town, I owned the biggest pool room in town (and the biggest hang out), and my commercials were on local TV. Maybe that had something to do with them being attracted to me. It sure wasn't my dazzling smile. :wink:

in Vegas 17 is ok too!!!! but I dont kiss and tell

 

[TXsouthpaw]

i aint been to bed yet, I 'm gonna fly out to KS for the ring game a bit later!! hope your good!!

im good. I gotta hit the road in a little while for a fast eddies tourney. Have fun at the ring game. Im sure we'll b watchin the feed later.


and i figured at least one of yall was still up from the night before.

 

[jay helfert]

Dude, what is up with you and tv and the girls. Did those 18 somethings get Mr. Commercial Man tattooed on their backsides as well?

Jay is my hero.

Someday I will send you the pix of Ming Ng on that tiger skin covered rail table at the LA Expo you put on. That was a good pic of a naughty thing on a pool table.

You know she's one of my best friends in life. We shared a house together for a couple of years when she was on the Pro Tour and we were putting together the Expos. I do want to see that picture. E-mail it to me please. I talk to Ming all the time. She is an electricians apprentice in Maryland currently, but did find time to win the regional women's Tiger Tour. She is eligible to play the entire WPBT this coming year, but says she can't afford to take the time off work.

 

[Pii]

Okay, okay, I'll confess. In my first poolroom in Bakersfield in the 70's, I always had girls coming in looking for work. I didn't really need the help, but that didn't stop them from asking. One cute girl kept begging me to hire her. She said she would do ANYTHING. So I told her to come back at closing time and help me clean up. It was just me and her, and after I got all my work done, I invited her into my office in back, where I had a nice big couch. I usually took naps in there or rested up.

We smoked one and one thing led to another, and pretty soon it got very cozy in there. I won't get any more graphic then that. The funny thing was that after that, one girl after another came in asking if she could help me clean up after I close :smile:. My little friend had been gabbing about our little tryst. Well, I won't say I accepted all their offers of help, but I also won't say I turned them all down either.

Hmmm You must of had some good smoke!

 

[Fatboy]

You know she's one of my best friends in life. We shared a house together for a couple of years when she was on the Pro Tour and we were putting together the Expos. I do want to see that picture. E-mail it to me please. I talk to Ming all the time. She is an electricians apprentice in Maryland currently, but did find time to win the regional women's Tiger Tour. She is eligible to play the entire WPBT this coming year, but says she can't afford to take the time off work.

Jay introduces me to Ming, she is great, and a very very good friend of minem she calls me every month or 2 just to see how my back is(its getting better finally). I love to play her, she plays hard i mean real hard, I wish I could play her all the time she will get anybody instroke she bears down and will play for 8 hours. I hope she goes out there and plays again!!!!

 

[Pii]

Another day as gone by and still no story to tell.

My life still suxs! I wonder if I could run a commercial, get some blow, some of Jays smoke a table in my living room and oh and a girlfriend.

Naaa the only story that would produce is how I OD'ed, fell over and cracked my head open on my new table and was rushed to the hospital as my new girl disappears with my stash.

Oh what the heck I'll let you know what happens tomorrow. ;-)

 

[JB Cases]

You know she's one of my best friends in life. We shared a house together for a couple of years when she was on the Pro Tour and we were putting together the Expos. I do want to see that picture. E-mail it to me please. I talk to Ming all the time. She is an electricians apprentice in Maryland currently, but did find time to win the regional women's Tiger Tour. She is eligible to play the entire WPBT this coming year, but says she can't afford to take the time off work.

I know. I hope I brought them with me. I was home in May and saw them on my old computer. If I have them then I will send them to you. I think I gave them to Ming as well.

For everyone else it was just Ming Ng in a tiger top posing on the table we rented which came with tiger striped rails for whatever reason. She is someone who is just naturally sexy without any need to try.