Amazing new product eliminates need for racks, templates - will change game forever!!

jalapus logan

jalapus logan

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Over the past decade, I have been dilligently working on the problem of achieving the perfect random distribution of balls for use in pocket billiards. The amazing new product below represents my team of scientists’ best efforts at improving the game we all have grown to love.

Behold: The HD Mystic Phenolic Sphere Randomizer!!!!

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Though I’ve been developing this exciting new technology for years, I am still delighted each time I see it work. And it’s easy to use by following just these few instructions:

1. Place the balls into the bottom of the device
2. Lift device over pool table playing surface
3. Invert device over pool table playing surface
4. Shoot and enjoy!

And this is one diverse product! You are not confined to the routine boredom of “racking” the balls at the same tired old foot spot. You will have fun experimenting by applying the device from different locations and angles all over the pool table. Wow, who could have thought that pool could be so efficient and fun!

Best of all is the price. This amazing new development can be yours for a mere $59.99 + $259.99 for shipping and handling (CONUS shipping only).

Watch for amazing new product releases to come!
 
What are you gonna get next? A futuristic stick that shoots by itself using just your visualization and imagination (or naughty thoughts)
 
decent dennis said:
Does it come in black?
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Like my visionary mentor Henry Ford said:

"Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black."

I will offer, however, customized monograming with precise exacto-knife engraving for as low as $200 per letter....
 
+1 sir. Good laugh for the day; and probably works better than anything currently on the market.... would put all the break cues guys out of biz though.. guess they could transition into low deflection handles for the bucket though.
 
Thank you for restricting this product to the continental U.S.
On behalf of the rest of the world,
THANK YOU!!!!!
 
It's gonna create some misunderstandings.....

"These pockets are BUCKETS!"
...no, that's the rack...:rolleyes:
 
My Dear Sir,
This is truly an amazing achievement on your part. You have taken simplicity to a new level.
We here at Steamer Cue Sports Ltd., could use a man like you in our R&D department. Drop by sometime and we'll run this little idea of yours up the old flagpole and see how it waves.
Sincerely,
Tramp Steamer, CEO :smile:
 
Hi,

I'm a serious buyer. I would like one shipped to China, please send me details and paypal account.

My intention is to buy this one, make millions of copies and flood the market. I want to be the only mass manufacturer in the world that does it product and the very first manufacturer that will bring this incredible product to the mass market and have it readily available at Walmart, Home Depot...

I will hire the best design company to rename this product. I like puns and i like humor only i and selected few know about. That's part and parcel of being an rich industrialist. Since this incredible product will be making me loads of money... i'm thinking i'll name it.....cash-racker....cash-in..buck-maker...!!!!!
I'll call it Buck-It! I'm a freaking genius, In Your Face Apple!! :cool:
 
jalapus logan said:
Over the past decade, I have been dilligently working on the problem of achieving the perfect random distribution of balls for use in pocket billiards. The amazing new product below represents my team of scientists’ best efforts at improving the game we all have grown to love.

Behold: The HD Mystic Phenolic Sphere Randomizer!!!!

b0991248-1832-4628-ad92-3cc9ec8b974a_300.jpg


Though I’ve been developing this exciting new technology for years, I am still delighted each time I see it work. And it’s easy to use by following just these few instructions:

1. Place the balls into the bottom of the device
2. Lift device over pool table playing surface
3. Invert device over pool table playing surface
4. Shoot and enjoy!

And this is one diverse product! You are not confined to the routine boredom of “racking” the balls at the same tired old foot spot. You will have fun experimenting by applying the device from different locations and angles all over the pool table. Wow, who could have thought that pool could be so efficient and fun!

Best of all is the price. This amazing new development can be yours for a mere $59.99 + $259.99 for shipping and handling (CONUS shipping only).

Watch for amazing new product releases to come!
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I want to purchase 3 of them
And to think I've been bending down trying to rack all these years
Man do I feel like a dumb ass
 
Since this is a new product and I am a virtual unknown I would like to offer my services to test out this 21st century gizmo. It is just astounding all this new technology being developed everyday!

Send me one for free and I will put up an honest good review of your product right here on Az. Send me two and it will be an even more honest spectacular review. Thanks.
 
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