I don't care who's at fault or if it's assault, if you do any of the above you're probably going to get your butt kicked where I'm from. I couldn't believe when I was in the AF the guys I met from New York or the New England area. They thought they could call you whatever you wanted, even screaming it and just couldn't understand why I kicked their butt.
That's really funny.
Just this morning I was talking about this situation with someone I know here in my part of the world. He and I agree that if any of the foolishness described in this thread happened in some of the places we play here in New England, it wouldn't be pretty.
Allens Coffee Brandy will make some of the rednecks that come in out of the woods act a bit crazy, dontcha know... Not too tolerant of people woofin' it up too much.