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Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

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As a matter of fact,you got the seven ball !!.I'm not buying into that "world champion " crap .You're gonna have to beat me and then we'll see whose the real "champ" ..

Btw,we could bet as high as the sky! ..You got the seven ball (that's right I'm giving you weight 'cause you need it)..You got NO chance to beat me and you know it ...

(alarm goes off)...(snore,scratch,sniffle)..Huh? ..what?..where am I?.....I was dreaming?!? Damn!..

I had a dream that I played better than efren..I'm sorry,disregard that woof John ..I could'nt beat you if you played one handed,blind folded,and had russ as a coach ..(just picking at you russ):p

Somebody please remind me to log off next time I dose off..Damn!:p :p

Thanx
Tony
 
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See, that's why I like this guy. I just woke up and right off the bat, Walt already made my day. :D
 
Walt Frazier said:
As a matter of fact,you got the seven ball !!.I'm not buying into that "world champion " crap .You're gonna have to beat me and then we'll see whose the real "champ" ..

Btw,we could bet as high as the sky! ..You got the seven ball (that's right I'm giving you weight 'cause you need it)..You got NO chance to beat me and you know it ...

(alarm goes off)...(snore,scratch,sniffle)..Huh? ..what?..where am I?.....I was dreaming?!? Damn!..

I had a dream that I played better than efren..I'm sorry,disregard that woof John ..I could'nt beat you if you played one handed,blind folded .....
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No offence to John Schmidt but mine usually involve Natalie Portman or Jessica Alba. No seven ball involved although the occasional blindfold has been known to make an appearance.........and not surprisingly they always get all the 'action' that can be mustered;)
 
What?! uhh!! OOHHH MY GODD!!!....








.... Wow guys, I just had a nightmare that I was reading the WORST THREAD EVER!

And Walt, you were there... Deadpoke, you were there... and you, and you were there, and you too.
 
The ignore Feature is BEAUTIFUL thing

No Walt I am not referring about you and your posts either. Dont get paranoid.:D
 
Walt Frazier said:
As a matter of fact,you got the seven ball !!.I'm not buying into that "world champion " crap .You're gonna have to beat me and then we'll see whose the real "champ" ..

Btw,we could bet as high as the sky! ..You got the seven ball (that's right I'm giving you weight 'cause you need it)..You got NO chance to beat me and you know it ...

(alarm goes off)...(snore,scratch,sniffle)..Huh? ..what?..where am I?.....I was dreaming?!? Damn!..

I had a dream that I played better than efren..I'm sorry,disregard that woof John ..I could'nt beat you if you played one handed,blind folded,and had russ as a coach ..(just picking at you russ):p

Somebody please remind me to log off next time I dose off..Damn!:p :p

Thanx
Tony
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Geez, It's been awhile since I've used it but now I gotta go find that Ignore feature. :rolleyes:
 
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AZE said:
What?! uhh!! OOHHH MY GODD!!!....








.... Wow guys, I just had a nightmare that I was reading the WORST THREAD EVER!

And Walt, you were there... Deadpoke, you were there... and you, and you were there, and you too.
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Lighten up guy ..I'm sorry if you thought that I was actually calling out John Schmidt(not in a million years) ..I'm sort of a character ..Love me or hate me,but one thing about me is that I am original ..All of my posts are'nt "out there" like this one ..I'm not bragging,but my thread (1 pocket 101) is probably one of the best threads ever on AZ(according to several members) because of it's serious pool instructional content and practical delivery..

So don't come here with the "worst thread ever" crap ..You're only drawing attention to yourself ..If you don't like me, or my posts ..hint,hint, don't read them.You don't need to be a Yale professor to figure that one out guy ..

I have a personality .Something you obviously no nothing of ..You should take my light hearted posts for what they are:ENTERTAINMENT

And climb down off your soapbox before you hurt yourself
God Bless
Tony
 
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I'm going to let that slide.. because I find you amusing...

Walt, for someone as sarcastic as you are, I thought you'd be able to pick up when someone was trying to be the same back... I WAS MESSING AROUND WALTY!!! Let's find your meds.
 
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Walt,
I'm writing a new movie...I'm going to make you a cornerstone character!

Walt: I will destroy you!

PoolSleuth: Walt...I AM YOUR FATHER!

Walt: NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Walt I think you have to much time on your hands

Nick
 
You think so?

Nick B said:
Walt,
Walt I think you have to much time on your hands

Nick
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I probably took less time to compose that humorous story, then you did to read it,read all the replies,then post your own reply...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..who really has the most "time on their hands" here? :confused: :confused:
 
JoeyA said:
Darn, I thought that is what made most of them champions. :)
JoeyA
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Maybe he meant he beat a lot of champions by taking meds and drinking whisky.;)
 
The ultimate in dreams, for a guy any way, has to be invisibility. I used to have this dream frequently. Yea, I was in every female locker room I could find. I was in fact able to convert a local shortstop, George Hollingsworth, into the top pool player on earth in this recurrent dream. I was sitting around a U shaped action bar in Jackson, mid 70s, relating this dream to all who would listen. I told them I staked George playing Buddy Hall even 9 ball and we busted the entire town of Shreveport, IL. I told them how Buddy would seem to hit the point on at least one shot during his run to the 9 ball. Then if I didn?t think George could run out I would guide his shots into the pockets. I told them that Buddy Hall was not the top 9 ball player on earth any more, that it was now local shortstop, George Hollingsworth.

During the telling of this dream at the bar the bar maid kept shaking her head towards me and rolling her eyes toward the end of the bar but I was so slow I never snapped until the end of the tale. That?s when I looked at the end of the bar and who was sitting there??? You got it,,,,, Buddy Hall. I felt about a foot shorter in height. The bar maid and me were the only people in the bar that knew him when we saw him, at that time. I walked to the restroom, which was near where Buddy was sitting, turned the corner then whispered to Buddy how sorry I was and that I had no intention of knocking him. Buddy just laughed and said he had been knocked in a lot of ways but dreams were a first. He said he got a kick out of it.
 
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