Az Billiards...will You Be My Valentine ?

jimmy-leggs

A GREAT DAY
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I just wanted to wish everyone a happy valentine's day and hope you all take care of your sweethearts on this day.And,NOT by taking them out for dinner to your local pool room.lol:D
Have a great day.
 
jimmy-leggs said:
I just wanted to wish everyone a happy valentine's day and hope you all take care of your sweethearts on this day.And,NOT by taking them out for dinner to your local pool room.lol:D
Have a great day.


Whaaaaa? dude, the pool room is romantic, haven't you ever seen people making out in the corner :D
Also, snagging up all of the 3 and 11 balls in the house and making them into a giant heart on the table is good too
 
jimmy-leggs said:
I just wanted to wish everyone a happy valentine's day and hope you all take care of your sweethearts on this day.And,NOT by taking them out for dinner to your local pool room.lol:D
Have a great day.


You know what? I'm sick and tired of your attitude.

Keep it to yourself.



LOLOLOL, enjoy the day, sir.
 
You know you are tooo addicted to pool when you buy your sweetheart one of those pulp fiction pool ball mouth things.Now,thats romantic.lol;) :D
 
jimmy-leggs said:
You know you are tooo addicted to pool when you buy your sweetheart one of those pulp fiction pool ball mouth things.Now,thats romantic.lol;) :D

They come in pink too. :)

I wonder if I just blew my chances of ever hooking up with a female board member. (or increased it :))
 
jimmy-leggs said:
You know you are tooo addicted to pool when you buy your sweetheart one of those pulp fiction pool ball mouth things.Now,thats romantic.lol;) :D


Nothing says "I love you" like a gag ball and enough leather to make a saddle
 
bigskyjake said:
Nothing says "I love you" like a gag ball and enough leather to make a saddle

And even have enough leftover for a cue case, and a couple burnishers.
 
jimmy-leggs said:
You know you are tooo addicted to pool when you buy your sweetheart one of those pulp fiction pool ball mouth things.Now,thats romantic.lol;) :D

Awesome idea, where do I buy one?
 
I Really DO Have Have A Tender Spot

I told the Barbarachnid (my creepy-scary, red-headed, blood-sucking, spider-wife) that I was going to buy her one of those Oreck XL21 vacuum cleaners with the 21 year warranty, 12 Free bags, Free cordless steam Iron and a Free hand held vacuum for Valentine's Day.

When I found out that it cost $750 I decided to buy her a flower instead.
Doug
 
I'll be taking my cue to her favourite table and letting her have her way with it. Hopefully i can sweet talk her into doing something a little extra on V-day
 
For all of you

For all you lovely pool players out there! :D
 

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bigskyjake said:
Whaaaaa? dude, the pool room is romantic, haven't you ever seen people making out in the corner :D
Also, snagging up all of the 3 and 11 balls in the house and making them into a giant heart on the table is good too

Jake,
What IS that thing in your avator!?:eek: It lookes like what would happen if Deadpoked's mascot met up with a radioactve groundhog from Area 51 & they mated!:eek:

Jimmy,
Thanks for the well wishes to one & all. Same to you and yours!

Jimmy Reid used to say this..."How do you know when it's time to get rid of your girlfriend? Put an orange and a 5 ball on top your dresser. The day she figures out the difference, get a new girlfriend."

My last tid-bit here concerns a rumor I heard. Word has it that a certain T.T. is taking his CueTec cue collection out for a nice romantic dinner at the neighborhood Burger King. They're just doing the drive-thru though, as he doesn't want the other guys inside gawking with jealousy.:)
 
Terry Ardeno said:
Jake,
What IS that thing in your avator!?:eek: It lookes like what would happen if Deadpoked's mascot met up with a radioactve groundhog from Area 51 & they mated!:eek:

Jimmy,
Thanks for the well wishes to one & all. Same to you and yours!

Jimmy Reid used to say this..."How do you know when it's time to get rid of your girlfriend? Put an orange and a 5 ball on top your dresser. The day she figures out the difference, get a new girlfriend."

My last tid-bit here concerns a rumor I heard. Word has it that a certain T.T. is taking his CueTec cue collection out for a nice romantic dinner at the neighborhood Burger King. They're just doing the drive-thru though, as he doesn't want the other guys inside gawking with jealousy.:)


Hey Terry, it used to be Scott Frost Groundhog until I added an eye patch and some gold Grillz
 
bigskyjake said:
Hey Terry, it used to be Scott Frost Groundhog until I added an eye patch and some gold Grillz

Well, just be careful. That fella looks like he needs his distemper & rabies shots brought up to date!:eek:
 
My first date with my wife was to Champion Billiards. If it wasn't for pool, I wouldn't be married;) .
 
jimmy-leggs said:
I just wanted to wish everyone a happy valentine's day and hope you all take care of your sweethearts on this day.And,NOT by taking them out for dinner to your local pool room.lol:D
Have a great day.


sigh....
So much for plan "A".......
Is it ok to text her a valentine's greeting while you're watching two new one pocket players learn safeties?
 
All of us at BB would like to wish a Happy V-Day to all of you as well.

Just two friendly tips for handling your loved one on this special day:

1) while it may make for an all-around better grip, the ladies tend to not enjoy chalky hands writhing all over their bodies.

2) if you even think of trying anything involving a pool stick with her, well, get ready for the first of many V-Days finishing one of those heart-shaped pizzas from Papa John's all by your lonesome.
 
curt_bb said:
All of us at BB would like to wish a Happy V-Day to all of you as well.

Just two friendly tips for handling your loved one on this special day:

1) while it may make for an all-around better grip, the ladies tend to not enjoy chalky hands writhing all over their bodies.

2) if you even think of trying anything involving a pool stick with her, well, get ready for the first of many V-Days finishing one of those heart-shaped pizzas from Papa John's all by your lonesome.


I'm gonna have to disagree, if you bring one of these cues with you you're friggin gold

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bigskyjake said:
I'm gonna have to disagree, if you bring one of these cues with you you're friggin gold

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Wow. I stand corrected.

And damn, if only we had those prepped and ready to go for our V-Day shoppers...
 
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