Biggest Lie you ever heard in a Pool Room Cue experts please express an opinion

Ken_4fun said:
1. I just got a job.
2. I havent been playing much.
3. Ill need a spot.
4. Ill pay you tomorrow.
5. Ive never broke with it.
6. I have had it since it was new.
7. Its never been refinished.
8. He has never beat me.
9. I was one out of the money (Personal favorite for Terre Haute, Indiana)
10. This list will never end.....


Ken
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Biggest lie i got from a cue-maker : you can't miss with this cue. Right, I showed him!
 
Cornerman said:
My Cuetec cost $500.

I used to play really good.
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Everytime I go to the pool room I hear both of these. It never fails. I guess it's a small world after all.
 
My favorite is when a tourney opponent wishes you "Good Luck" (literal translation is F**k you and the horse you rode in on). ;)
 
Oh really

I walked into the pool room and two fellas are playing 1-pocket.
Player walks over to me a says he is $220 stuck at $20.00 a game and says, " hey loan me $40.00, I got the nuts here"!?!?!?
 
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