Biggest Spazz Attack

Njhustler1

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What's the biggest spazz attack you ever witnessed?

For me, it was one night in high school. I used to play in this cellar-style pool hall. This guy who is normally pretty cool headed was playing another regular in 9 ball, race to 7 for $50. He was up 6-4. He scratched on two consecutive nineballs. On the next nineball he had an open look and choked. He then proceeded to take his $300 Mali, 4 months new at the time, and throw it javelin style against the far wall. The thing broke into a pile of splinters. The wall was cinderblock, mind you.
 
30 years ago I used to play in this bar quite a bit. Their was this guy that would come in once a month or so. He was better than most if not all the regular players not nearly as good as he thought he was, but still pretty decent. He also was pretty high strung and an real asshole. He played with a fairly new rosewood Joss West. Anyway this once he was playing 8 ball and made some type of error, well he just stood almost frozen for a moment the only movement was the shaking in his hands and the steam coming out of his ears. Then he just snapped and smashed his JW against the rail breaking completely in two just in front of the wrap. As he had no friends in attendance the rail got a big belly laugh about that. He packed up his pile of custom JW splinters and hit the door, never saw him again.
 
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We had a guy that used to come into this room in Hagerstown. Not the the nice one that I frequent now but a dump across town. This was 7 or 8 years ago. This guy like a half decent APA player but had a horrible gambling problem. He would do anything to gamble and of coarse he was always taken advantage of because he made such stupid games just for the sake of getting action. He was the worst loser I've ever seen. Many occasions a couple of us actually thought he would either commit suicide or kill someone else. Like the above user mentioned this fella did the Olympic javelin also several times. Kicked a hole in the wall once. The best time though was right after he had lost several hundred beans. He sold his cue (as he did often) then went outside and proceeded to just KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS OWN TRUCK. Then he came back in and wanted to fight the guy who beat him on the pool table for $500. I was so glad to see that guy give up pool a couple years ago. Best thing he could have done.
 
There are quite a few of these episodes on the Funniest thing that has happened thread. This is one from my post:

The one about someone getting mad reminded me one time I was the only female in a big table 9ball tournament. I was ahead and on the hill against this really big, but well-dressed guy. He weighed close to 350 lbs. As I was running the table out, he calmly walked over and propped up his $5000 Ginacue and picked up his $1000 dollar break cue and proceeded to bang it like a baby all over the counter - for about 30 whole seconds. I calmly continued to run out and won the match.

After going over to shake his hand, I said, "Gee, I'm glad you didn't bring your gun!" and he calmly pulls out 2, one from each of his pants pockets. He said, "You're the only one in the place I didn't shark!"

They were still finding rings from his cue clear across the room a couple weeks later.
 
We were getting ready for a league match one night. The bar was busy. One of my buddies says "hey, you know that cue I ordered. Well, the dealer is bring it down right now." About 30 minutes later I see my buddy looking the cue over at the bar, then he takes his billfold out and pays the cue dealer. He screws the cue together leans it up on the bar, a drunk stumbles while heading for the bathroom, falls forward and snaps the cue at the joint. My buddy didn't even get to chalk it...I couldn't help it I laugh until tears came...Sorry man, some $hit is just funny...LOL
 
I was playing in a 8 ball tournament in Shreveport about 2 years ago when I saw the biggest blooper ever. This guy was on the hill against me and had an open shot on the 8 ball. When he pulled the trigger I promise you he jumped at least a foot off the floor. As you might expect he missed and I ran out to win the rack and eventually the match. That was the most extreme case of not staying down on a shot that I have ever seen. To that point in the rack he played great pool, but man did he ever have a break down.
 
At last years music city tournament I seen jamie barraks miss a jump shot and then slammed his jump cue into the floor and it snapped right in half:eek:
 
A mate of mine, who could always be counted on for doing something crazy in big matches, was leading the league on wins and was playing the no.2 contender. He was as toey as a 3 legged frog!

The match was a strategical nail biter going to right down to the black on the final frame. He pulled off a big black and started jumping and screaming in glee like a looney.

He jumped for a back flip, cue in hand, something I'm sure he'd never before attempted, not even without a cue. As one could imagine he landed head first in a crumpled mess. Most of the crowd was hysterical, the opposition mainly peeved, though with some sense of shaudenfreude. (ie: Sense of glee in another's misfortune)

That was Marcus Harrison, aka 'Wiley E. Koyote'.
 
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