Broke My Dream Cue In Bed

[BeiberLvr]

The strangest dream I ever had was playing a game of soccer on an empty highway...with gorillas.

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

I was playing Jennifer Barreta for $25k. We were playing on a table outside in the cold winter. The table was surrounded with railbirds, glued to the big match. It was hill hill, and I was down on an easy 9 ball for the W. All of a sudden the table started stretching out like the length of a bowling alley.

I got back up to re-group and wtf'd. It was then I realized I was naked and my little peter piper had retreated like a turtle in a shell. A sense of embarrassment overtook me. And I mis-cued.

 

[PaulieB]

I sat straight up in bed looking down at my hands holding the TV remote tight enough to crack it. Johnnyt

Hehe, sure, it was the TV remote. Yeah, gotcha. :wink:

 

[alanvo]

AAA.... please

 

[MitchAlsup]

<chuckle> I agree. Johnny Sparrow .

That's Captain Sparrow........

 

[sfleinen]

That's Captain Sparrow........

<whoosh!> That was supposed to be a "funny" -- a concatenation of "Johnnyt" and Captain Sparrow. You conveniently snipped the part about wacky threads, which should've been a dead giveaway.

-Sean

 

[Spimp13]

<whoosh!> That was supposed to be a "funny" -- a concatenation of "Johnnyt" and Captain Sparrow. You conveniently snipped the part about wacky threads, which should've been a dead giveaway.

-Sean

I figured most people would get it when I posted it

He follows it up with one of my favorite one liners when she walks toward him....

 

[boyraks]

Ha ha Another thread that can go on forever

 

[ROB.M]

Scary. It's enough to make a grown man cry.

Reminds me of the night a mylar balloon snuck into my bedroom and hurled itself into my ceiling fan...

It got stuck between the fan and the ceiling and was being hit by the blades repeatedly ...and I woke up convinced that I was being shot at with a large caliber gun !

I about peed on myself

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Was you in Vietnam war?
You know you peed alittle bit'.
LOL



Rob.M