Broke My Dream Cue In Bed

Johnnyt

Burn all jump cues
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This morning around 4 AM I was sleeping soundly and dreaming of that silver Gina Cue that's not for sale. I'm just starting to play 3 cushion billiards with this guy that takes a one of a kind silver Gina cue out of his box case. I say wow and he tells me he just bought it for 80k. He hands it to me and tells me to start the game with it, that I won't believe how sweet it hits. I say no about 3 times before I give in and take my break shot. I'm very hard of hearing so I have one of those Sonic Boom alarm clocks that can wake the guy next door up. Just as the cue tip hit the billiard ball the clock went off. I thought the cue exploded into a 100 pieces. I sat straight up in bed looking down at my hands holding the TV remote tight enough to crack it. Johnnyt
 

Spimp13

O8 Specialist
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Atlatlien

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Once I dreamed I was eating the world's biggest marshmallow. I woke up, and my pillow was missing.
 

Mr. Bond

Orbis Non Sufficit
Gold Member
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This morning around 4 AM I was sleeping soundly and dreaming of that silver Gina Cue that's not for sale. I'm just starting to play 3 cushion billiards with this guy that takes a one of a kind silver Gina cue out of his box case. I say wow and he tells me he just bought it for 80k. He hands it to me and tells me to start the game with it, that I won't believe how sweet it hits. I say no about 3 times before I give in and take my break shot. I'm very hard of hearing so I have one of those Sonic Boom alarm clocks that can wake the guy next door up. Just as the cue tip hit the billiard ball the clock went off. I thought the cue exploded into a 100 pieces. I sat straight up in bed looking down at my hands holding the TV remote tight enough to crack it. Johnnyt

Scary. It's enough to make a grown man cry.

Reminds me of the night a mylar balloon snuck into my bedroom and hurled itself into my ceiling fan...

It got stuck between the fan and the ceiling and was being hit by the blades repeatedly ...and I woke up convinced that I was being shot at with a large caliber gun !

I about peed on myself
 

worktheknight

AzB Silver Member
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Reminds me of a true story that happened about 20 years ago. My next door neighbors garage light was on as I could see the hanging bulb through a small window. I was just walking home from a pool league night and peered through the window and saw two guys boxing up all his tools. It was about 11:30 PM and I took a pool shaft out of my bag, slung the latch shut over the U ring and stuck my shaft through the U ring holding the latch shut. Ran to my house and called the local policeman and they arrested the two guys as they could not get out. Needless to say, their attempts at trying to break out through the door left some very deep grooves in the shaft which was from a Mcdermott D-19. My neighbor got me two cases of Ham's beer and all was good. Still have the shaft somewhere around here. I now keep a big screw driver just inside my garage door in case it would happen to my new neighbors. Don't think I'll risk my current cue shaft in locking someone in again.
 

Chip Roberson

AzB Silver Member
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Woke up one Sunday morning,,looked over at my wife and said good morning. She replied,,don't even speak to me..I said what the hell...to which she said that she had a dream that I was slipping around on her with some blond. She said that she confronted this gal,,grabbed by the hair and slamded into a wall and then beat the hell outa her.
I got up made breakfast,,got cleaned up and the wife and I along with our Son went off to church. Later went to our club for brunch,,My Mother and farther in Law were with us. My father in law asked how all was going,,if everything was Ok..I responded ...I couldn't even have an affair in my wifes dreams. True Story:eek:
 

Banks

Banned
On a completely unrelated note..

I had a dream last week that I was a sorceror and was surrounded by a bunch of evil little kids. There was one more to go and he was trying to run around me. I tried to swat at him and woke up to my girlfriend saying, "Ow, wtf!" :slap: I gave her a quick explanation, as best I could while more than half asleep at 4am, something about evil kids and magic. :eek:

Worst part is.. it wasn't the first time I've done something like that. :speechless: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not. Err, maybe I am.
 

Blue Hog ridr

World Famous Fisherman.
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The first and only time that I used Zyban, it said something about hallucinogenic dreams.

The first night, I was in a barn being chased by Mexican ghost heads. They were just heads that had greased back hair, pencil thin mustaches and leather jackets pulled around their heads.

I woke up somewhat dazed and thought, wow, I can't believe that I just dreampt that.

After the first night, I would take one and say, "Let the cartoons begin".

Thats why I don't sleep on my stomach. I wake up in the morning balancing myself close to the ceiling, and I am afraid of heights.
 
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