Caption Contest

...and the winner is:

vagabond said:
I believe that I am the winner so far.
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You think??? :rolleyes:

My entry (read it and wee...'er laugh your ass off. :D )

These faternal conjoined twins, attached via foot-up-the-ass-a-kiss (as evidenced by twin A’s constant facial expression), show how twin B is not adversely affected by twin As alcoholism even though they share the same blood stream. Twin B keeps count as twin A gulps them down. (That is 11 folks, not 2. :eek: )


...Ok maybe it's not that funny, but as soon as Woody gets distracted with pool and doesn't show up to collect the prize then I'll just cross his name off of the pic and add mine and I'll be the envy OF ALL!!!!
 
vagabond said:
Nah,nah land shark.I will be declared as the winner.
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When did you start smoking crack??? :confused: Please note that no one has attempted to do better than me. Heck, Dea doesn't even have a picture to post.

I still maintain Wood has a chance, but obviously he is too busy at he PH to keep tabs on this thread. :p

Landshark <~~~winner (or at least first place loser) :cool:
 
whoever wins still has to make it back to their car in one piece.
 
landshark77 said:
When did you start smoking crack??? :confused

Landshark <~~~winner (or at least first place loser) :cool:
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In Mendocino County, CA the drug of choice is Marijuana and not crack.I just left that county.
 
Melissa you sure know how to make guys wait couldnt you at least announce something about the evaluation of the captions. My new yorker doesn't even take this long to announce winners and runners up.:)
 
justnum said:
Melissa you sure know how to make guys wait couldnt you at least announce something about the evaluation of the captions. My new yorker doesn't even take this long to announce winners and runners up.:)
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Actually, I had told Landshark that we would let this "contest" run for a couple of weeks...just so everyone had lots of time to come up with stuff. But, it looks like there haven't been any entries in a few days, soooooo.......

I will get on the phone with Jenn this weekend...and we will make a decision. I'll announce a winner early next week.

So, if anyone wants to make a last attempt at it....you've got until Saturday night.

Talk to you all soon!!!!!

Melissa
 
"The devil made me take all your money...using the extra cash to buy shots was my idea!"

I hope you're doing well Melissa!

Jim
 
Melissa Herndon said:
So, if anyone wants to make a last attempt at it....you've got until Saturday night.
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OK, you got it.
 

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Here's a couple more:

"Hee Hee...If Melissa only knew what was in the drink!!!"

"C'Mon Melissa, one more shot and we'll begin our set...you are giving me the six RIGHT"

Jim
 
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3 entries...

1)No Pink Elephants here...

2)"You want to do what?!" (thinking caption above Melissa)

3) "This is sooo embarrasing"... (thinking caption above Melissa)

ruk
 
Melissa Herndon said:
I'll announce a winner early next week.
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Here on the East coast, it will be Wensday in less than two hours.....thus ending the "early" part of the week. Therefore, I will help you out Melissa. Repeat slowly after me:

Laaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddddddshhhhhhharrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk isssssssssssssss winnnnnnnnnnnnnn-er!


Landshark <~~~~always willing to help a sista out.
 
landshark77 said:
Here on the East coast, it will be Wensday in less than two hours.....thus ending the "early" part of the week. Therefore, I will help you out Melissa. Repeat slowly after me:

Laaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddddddshhhhhhharrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk isssssssssssssss winnnnnnnnnnnnnn-er!


Landshark <~~~~always willing to help a sista out.
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It's so sad to see you be disqualified for attempted brain-washing of the judges. (Melissa, did the flowers and fruit basket arrive yet?)

;-)
 
And The Winner Is....

Okay...so let me begin by saying...I meant early THIS week...LOL.

Anyhow, after careful deliberation....Jenn and I have decided to NOT to choose a single winner. (Yes, we are taking the chicken way out :o )

Instead, we'd like to send an autographed copy of the picture to everyone that submitted an entry. So, please PM me with your mailing address, and the name that you would like the picture signed to...and Jenn and I will be signing them in San Diego in a couple weeks and then I will mail them all out.

I realize that some of you may feel cheated we did not choose an actual winner. If that is the case, I hope that you realize that we really appreciated everyone's entries, and since the is the first time doing this, we didn't want to disappoint anyone if they were chosen. (If/when we do this again, we will definitely choose a single winner.)

Thanks again to everyone for participating!

Melissa

PS. Just so I don't come off as a total chicken...here are several that really tickled MY fancy (I can't speak for Jenn).

"I knew it was time to go home, but the devil on my shoulder kept telling me to have another drink" - Woody

When asked to mime what guys find most likable about you, here are the two most popular responses. - Brian in VA

"Awright, just one more drink to see if I can get me some of them devil horns. Omygod. Then they'd call me Melissa Horndon. Never mind." - jnav447

8 Amaretto-Stoned Sours...$75.00
Blackmail material...PRICELESS
-ruk
 
landshark77 said:
I still maintain Wood has a chance, but obviously he is too busy at he PH to keep tabs on this thread. :p

Landshark <~~~winner (or at least first place loser) :cool:
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I have been busy at the poolroom trying to help students "get their learn on" :D but thankfully Melissa was kind enough to remind me of this thread :D :D
 
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