Cardiac Kid is the birthday boy today, December 29th! 
In the Chinese horoscope, you're a Wood Monkey, Cardiac Kid. (Don't feel bad, JAM was born in the Year of the Horse!
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As a Wood Monkey, Cardiac Kid, here is your horoscope: "A real dynamo, this one! The Wood Monkey wants to do things and never likes to sit around doing nothing. No video watching, instead this one will climb the highest mountains, go on the grand safari, and have one adventure after another, with great creativity and imagination. Whew!..."
Does that sound like you, C.K.?
"...Often pioneers in new undertakings, they are sharp and ambitious and make big deals happen. These Gentle Giants can be in charge of all the details and no one ever thinks them bossy or pushy. They are good communicators and give direction without ruffling feathers. Workaholics all the way, they really need to learn to relax a little so their family life does not suffer. When they do take time out to breathe, they are so sympathetic and caring, never leaving their friends and family in the lurch. Love life can be a roller coaster of ups and downs, ranging from a conservative holding back to the unleashing of wild passion."
Other famous Wood Monkeys: Elizabeth Taylor, Charles Dickens, Lyndon Johnson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Nelson Rockefeller, Leonardo da Vinci, Simone de Beauvoir, Isaac Stern, George Lucas.
Here's your Capricorn horoscope: "It's your birthday-or very near. Set new sights for yourself and consider ways to renew your personal will and power as this day signifies a rebirth. By paying attention to this annual occurrence at a deeper level, you achieve a better understanding of your unique truth with each passing year. Celebrate your individuality, dedicate yourself to pursuing your life's path, and have the goal to express fully the identity that is you."
Wishing you the very best Happy Birthday, Cardiac Kid, and many, many more to come!
JAM
In the Chinese horoscope, you're a Wood Monkey, Cardiac Kid. (Don't feel bad, JAM was born in the Year of the Horse!
)As a Wood Monkey, Cardiac Kid, here is your horoscope: "A real dynamo, this one! The Wood Monkey wants to do things and never likes to sit around doing nothing. No video watching, instead this one will climb the highest mountains, go on the grand safari, and have one adventure after another, with great creativity and imagination. Whew!..."
Does that sound like you, C.K.?
"...Often pioneers in new undertakings, they are sharp and ambitious and make big deals happen. These Gentle Giants can be in charge of all the details and no one ever thinks them bossy or pushy. They are good communicators and give direction without ruffling feathers. Workaholics all the way, they really need to learn to relax a little so their family life does not suffer. When they do take time out to breathe, they are so sympathetic and caring, never leaving their friends and family in the lurch. Love life can be a roller coaster of ups and downs, ranging from a conservative holding back to the unleashing of wild passion."
Other famous Wood Monkeys: Elizabeth Taylor, Charles Dickens, Lyndon Johnson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Nelson Rockefeller, Leonardo da Vinci, Simone de Beauvoir, Isaac Stern, George Lucas.
Here's your Capricorn horoscope: "It's your birthday-or very near. Set new sights for yourself and consider ways to renew your personal will and power as this day signifies a rebirth. By paying attention to this annual occurrence at a deeper level, you achieve a better understanding of your unique truth with each passing year. Celebrate your individuality, dedicate yourself to pursuing your life's path, and have the goal to express fully the identity that is you."
Wishing you the very best Happy Birthday, Cardiac Kid, and many, many more to come!
JAM
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