let's talk about big balls,i'm not talking about aramith 3 cushion billiard balls here, no sir, let's talk about IPT big balls,not the certified ipt pocket billiard balls either,nah, let's talk about human big balls, check this out,i just went onto their site,and clicked on 2007 season,guess what, nothing would click on, then i clicked on 2008,nothing again, now here is where the BIG balls comes in, however, if you click on the qualifyer underline, sure enough it comes up! ahhh, they will take your $2,000, easily enough, but for what? there is no 2007 season. people, this is in your face fraud!
Check This Out,more Lies~~~~~~~
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Not sure what you're talking about. I click on 2007 season and see 11 events and then I clicked on 2008 season and see 14 events. No dates for any but the schedule is there.
Let Us Review
here is what we have so far~~~~~~
#1- who is the greatest player on earth?= Efren Reyes.
#2- who promised the moon and delivered the sewer?=kevin
#3-our hopes wer'e raised pool would flourish,now the let down.
#4- the british wer'e introduced,as incredible players,now they have no hope.
#5-myself,Bernie introduced as a good writer,with bad grammer.
#6-we all had a sense of hope,and then sudden death,sort of like 1963 with kennedy.
#7- what we all learned,never ever trust anyone again to run a pool tournament with big bucks.
#8-always,always listen to the poster here known as blackjack!
here is what we have so far~~~~~~
#1- who is the greatest player on earth?= Efren Reyes.
#2- who promised the moon and delivered the sewer?=kevin
#3-our hopes wer'e raised pool would flourish,now the let down.
#4- the british wer'e introduced,as incredible players,now they have no hope.
#5-myself,Bernie introduced as a good writer,with bad grammer.
#6-we all had a sense of hope,and then sudden death,sort of like 1963 with kennedy.
#7- what we all learned,never ever trust anyone again to run a pool tournament with big bucks.
#8-always,always listen to the poster here known as blackjack!
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Bernie why dont you have a f@@king rest,it is nothing but the same shite every day
bernie
well sometimes repetition is a good thing..........and atleast he makes them sudo funny.....hell what else do you expect........it would be nice to read somothing other his pending release of a country song.......but I am sure that is next......hell I would do the same thing except talk about how I want to rip his head off
well sometimes repetition is a good thing..........and atleast he makes them sudo funny.....hell what else do you expect........it would be nice to read somothing other his pending release of a country song.......but I am sure that is next......hell I would do the same thing except talk about how I want to rip his head off
I personally think Bernie needs a nice long rest in a rubber room or maybe out in the country away from computers and pool. and maybe some nice strong meds to go with it.
I am beginning to believe that he only makes so many posts to either get us going or because he likes to see his screen name on the screen. ......go figure...................mike
I am beginning to believe that he only makes so many posts to either get us going or because he likes to see his screen name on the screen. ......go figure...................mike
8-ball bernie said:
Ok, I know this is nick picking and at least he knows his grammar is poor. I'm just going to point this out because if I were doing something wrong over and over again, I would like to know about it... The word you want to use is WERE, without the apostrophe; not WER'E(which btw is not a word at all). If your looking to use the apostrophe it's WE'RE as in WE ARE. Then there is WHERE which means a question of location.
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PoolFool said:
Poolfool,
I just thought this was funny and I know it was inadvertent, but you used your instead of the contraction you're for you are, lol.
P.S. - And I think the term is nit picking.
LOL you're absolutely right on this. I can't help but laugh at it now... it was originally posted at 4am in the morning... I blame the Keyboard. I want to just edit the post to correct it, but fair is fair and I will leave it.rackmsuckr said:Poolfool,
I just thought this was funny and I know it was inadvertent, but you used your instead of the contraction you're for you are, lol.
P.S. - And I think the term is nit picking.
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JUSTICE,story by Bernie Friend
my best friend told me it's a go. i said to him, listen, it's one thing to say bad things about kevin on the az forum,but to do this? i think we could go to jail.
he told me,forget about it, in his new york italian accent,i've been working with electronics for years for the good fellows,and the FBI i've been on both sides, and i ain't been shot yet have i? he looked like one of these thin geeks,that didn't seem to fit in with anyone except his electronic equipment. i looked around this large type of closet we wer'e standing in in awe. there was at least 800 pieces of high quality electronic equipment in there. survielance equipment,auidio equipment from japan,top shelf stuff, special cables,and boxes,de-scrambelers,de coders,sensitive far away mics,you name it, it was in my friends closet.
it was now saturday evening,and the time was exactly 6:58 P.M. we wer'e at his house,and all of the equipment he needed,was hooked up and through his television,and spliced into the time warner feed. i was so freakin nervous,"suppose they track us down?" screw them, they screwed you? yeah, well, wer'e gonna screw them real good!
it was 7:00PM sharp,the intro for the world open pool tournament rolled on VERSUS,their was a 3 shot of matt,mike and kevin holding mics and looking into the camera. matt led off with this line "welcome to the richest pool tournament the world has ever known" just at that second after matt said the word known, like clockwork, my friend hit a button, and walla, the picture froze,of those 3 monkeys standing there with there mics,but the sound disappeared and my friend said into the $7,000 german made mic he was holding in his house "the richest tournament the world has ever known? BULL#$%!!!!!!!!! he then released the button, and the pictures started to move again! i was feeling good,real good, finally i wasn't just yelling at the screen as i had been every week,now we wer'e telling the entire VERSUS world what was really going on, the show continuned on~~
mike you've played in big tournaments before,have you ever seen anything like this with this amount of money? once again, my tall and skinny friend, hit the button " what money? i still haven't been paid,this was taped,people and this ***** is in mexico under the name Melvin kiski.my friend released the button, this time we wer;e screaming with laughter, i didn't even care if we wer'e found out now, i was having too much fun!
so on the show goes,and then the best part comes, that lieing commercial with the british voice over guy claiming they gave away over 8 million in 06 alone, well, my friend just had his way with this commercial," hey, anyone out there who even dares to go to their web site, forget about it,there is no more tour, no more money,and the qualifyers are the biggest scam in the billiard world." i couldn't believe it,the worlds seemed to resonate,i hope we wer'ent caught. my friend quickly and effectianly detached all wires and equipment, we went to a local club with loud music and girls. smoked some fine cigars,and had a great night, knowing justice was served!
the next morning, on azbilliards international pool tour forum, there wer'e 7 pages regarding the pirated broadcast of the world open, i smiled reading every word,caressing my oliva special S cigar,thinking about the effect of eye opening stuff we caused,i thought to myself hey, kevin, hope you enjoyed the show.
my best friend told me it's a go. i said to him, listen, it's one thing to say bad things about kevin on the az forum,but to do this? i think we could go to jail.
he told me,forget about it, in his new york italian accent,i've been working with electronics for years for the good fellows,and the FBI i've been on both sides, and i ain't been shot yet have i? he looked like one of these thin geeks,that didn't seem to fit in with anyone except his electronic equipment. i looked around this large type of closet we wer'e standing in in awe. there was at least 800 pieces of high quality electronic equipment in there. survielance equipment,auidio equipment from japan,top shelf stuff, special cables,and boxes,de-scrambelers,de coders,sensitive far away mics,you name it, it was in my friends closet.
it was now saturday evening,and the time was exactly 6:58 P.M. we wer'e at his house,and all of the equipment he needed,was hooked up and through his television,and spliced into the time warner feed. i was so freakin nervous,"suppose they track us down?" screw them, they screwed you? yeah, well, wer'e gonna screw them real good!
it was 7:00PM sharp,the intro for the world open pool tournament rolled on VERSUS,their was a 3 shot of matt,mike and kevin holding mics and looking into the camera. matt led off with this line "welcome to the richest pool tournament the world has ever known" just at that second after matt said the word known, like clockwork, my friend hit a button, and walla, the picture froze,of those 3 monkeys standing there with there mics,but the sound disappeared and my friend said into the $7,000 german made mic he was holding in his house "the richest tournament the world has ever known? BULL#$%!!!!!!!!! he then released the button, and the pictures started to move again! i was feeling good,real good, finally i wasn't just yelling at the screen as i had been every week,now we wer'e telling the entire VERSUS world what was really going on, the show continuned on~~
mike you've played in big tournaments before,have you ever seen anything like this with this amount of money? once again, my tall and skinny friend, hit the button " what money? i still haven't been paid,this was taped,people and this ***** is in mexico under the name Melvin kiski.my friend released the button, this time we wer;e screaming with laughter, i didn't even care if we wer'e found out now, i was having too much fun!
so on the show goes,and then the best part comes, that lieing commercial with the british voice over guy claiming they gave away over 8 million in 06 alone, well, my friend just had his way with this commercial," hey, anyone out there who even dares to go to their web site, forget about it,there is no more tour, no more money,and the qualifyers are the biggest scam in the billiard world." i couldn't believe it,the worlds seemed to resonate,i hope we wer'ent caught. my friend quickly and effectianly detached all wires and equipment, we went to a local club with loud music and girls. smoked some fine cigars,and had a great night, knowing justice was served!
the next morning, on azbilliards international pool tour forum, there wer'e 7 pages regarding the pirated broadcast of the world open, i smiled reading every word,caressing my oliva special S cigar,thinking about the effect of eye opening stuff we caused,i thought to myself hey, kevin, hope you enjoyed the show.
8-ball bernie said:
Are you working at the moment? I think you need to put your energy's into something more productive for the time being. Take a reality check, you are not owed that much, that it should consume your life like this. You would like to get paid or get even I am sure, but don't put your life on hold over this, try to keep it in perspective.
Mr. Wilson, you are awesome, putting all of Bernie's threads into one! I think you missed a couple of new ones, though. Maybe we just ought to give Bernie his own forum???
