Cherchez La Debt

[9 Ball Girl]

Obviously, I happened to have too much time on my hands:

Most of the pool players, live on the road
He got their hopes up, 1 year ago
Maybe they'll get paid, maybe they won't
Oh no, never, no, no
He draws them all in with his talk of money
What a honey
Blowin' his smoke on false promises
oh ain't it crazy baby, yeah
Guess you could say, hey hey, players learned their lesson, oh-oh, hey, hey
now they're alone they've got no tourney and no dough
for misery oh- Ho, cherchez la debt

All fans of players are very upset
we're sick of seeing them livin' in debt
tired of emails
and tired of brats
I P T knows its
noble man says "players I understand" oh my money
now he's working two cons with players and Ho afar
Oh ain't it crazy
now we complain
that the man is never present
so we go to the forum, I know we're just playing the whore
for misery, my friends, cherchez la debt

they'll tell you a lie with a colgate smile
hey baby
love 'em one second and rob 'em the next
oh ain't it crazy, yeah
all I can say
of one thing I am certain
theyr'e all the same
all the cons and the games
for misery, my friends
cherchez la debt
oh yeah cherchez la debt
oh yeah cherchez la debt
yeah cherchez la debt
ohohohohoh, that's Kevin
ohohohohoh, that's Kevin
trudeauuuuu trudeauuuuu, pay up, pay up, PAY UP!

 

[8-ball bernie]

nice! good stuff

 

[Island Drive]

From the Hip

Obviously, I happened to have too much time on my hands:

Most of the pool players, live on the road
He got their hopes up, 1 year ago
Maybe they'll get paid, maybe they won't
Oh no, never, no, no
He draws them all in with his talk of money
What a honey
Blowin' his smoke on false promises
oh ain't it crazy baby, yeah
Guess you could say, hey hey, players learned their lesson, oh-oh, hey, hey
now they're alone they've got no tourney and no dough
for misery oh- Ho, cherchez la debt

All fans of players are very upset
we're sick of seeing them livin' in debt
tired of emails
and tired of brats
I P T knows its
noble man says "players I understand" oh my money
now he's working two cons with players and Ho afar
Oh ain't it crazy
now we complain
that the man is never present
so we go to the forum, I know we're just playing the whore
for misery, my friends, cherchez la debt

they'll tell you a lie with a colgate smile
hey baby
love 'em one second and rob 'em the next
oh ain't it crazy, yeah
all I can say
of one thing I am certain
theyr'e all the same
all the cons and the games
for misery, my friends
cherchez la debt
oh yeah cherchez la debt
oh yeah cherchez la debt
yeah cherchez la debt
ohohohohoh, that's Kevin
ohohohohoh, that's Kevin
trudeauuuuu trudeauuuuu, pay up, pay up, PAY UP!

9-Ball girl, thx for the inspiration.

I thought I quit
Because I can nit
Along came a Kadiver
I jumped into the R I ver
They threw me a rope
I thought it was dope
Now I'm in stroke
I have lots of KT hope
I see its just out of reach
The pie in the sky is a leach
We keep on shootin'
He keeps on lootin
With all the shootin' and lootin'
I'll be damned if I'm tootin again

As you can see I'm no poet, just thought I'd take a shot and see if I got shape.

 

[furryboffin]

Don't give up your day job!

 

[9 Ball Girl]

9-Ball girl, thx for the inspiration.

I thought I quit
Because I can nit
Along came a Kadiver
I jumped into the R I ver
They threw me a rope
I thought it was dope
Now I'm in stroke
I have lots of KT hope
I see its just out of reach
The pie in the sky is a leach
We keep on shootin'
He keeps on lootin
With all the shootin' and lootin'
I'll be damned if I'm tootin again

As you can see I'm no poet, just thought I'd take a shot and see if I got shape.

I love it! Wonder if anyone else can come up with some more...

 

[Timberly]

Don't get Bernie started. He'll come back with a manic/depressive rant of bad grammar and hard-to-understand ramblings that'll make your eyeballs bleed.


Eric >

Bernie posted the following in his "prediction" thread... one of the funniest things I've seen on here in awhile....

i predict deno will be back to where he was before the ipt, making cookies in trees.

 

[Eric.]

I love it! Wonder if anyone else can come up with some more...

Don't get Bernie started. He'll come back with a manic/depressive rant of bad grammar and hard-to-understand ramblings that'll make your eyeballs bleed.


Eric >

 

[rackmsuckr]

9-Ball girl, thx for the inspiration.

I thought I quit
Because I can nit
Along came a Kadiver
I jumped into the R I ver
They threw me a rope
I thought it was dope
Now I'm in stroke
I have lots of KT hope
I see its just out of reach
The pie in the sky is a leach
We keep on shootin'
He keeps on lootin
With all the shootin' and lootin'
I'll be damned if I'm tootin again

As you can see I'm no poet, just thought I'd take a shot and see if I got shape.

Where's RJ when you need him? LOL