I went out after work today to shoot some games, played a set for a couple bucks against someone who is what you would call a "bad loser"
As I won the last game, he came up to me and handed me the money and said "Here's your money, you fat f**"
I looked him in the eye and said "Did you just call me fat?"
He said "Yeah, what you gonna do about it?"
I said "I'm gonna say thank you!"
At this point, the caveman was confused and said "What the F***?"
I replied "Well, I was feeling guilty after that set, I was starting to think I was playing a blind person. Calling me fat obviously means you can see. Care to lose another set?"
I was just so happy with my reply I had to share it.
As I won the last game, he came up to me and handed me the money and said "Here's your money, you fat f**"
I looked him in the eye and said "Did you just call me fat?"
He said "Yeah, what you gonna do about it?"
I said "I'm gonna say thank you!"
At this point, the caveman was confused and said "What the F***?"
I replied "Well, I was feeling guilty after that set, I was starting to think I was playing a blind person. Calling me fat obviously means you can see. Care to lose another set?"
I was just so happy with my reply I had to share it.